Katy Perry at the NHS GP surgery: “do you ever feel like a plastic bag?”
Doctor: hmm. sounds like you’ve got mental health. Have you tried a bath

Everything about the first dead rising’s vibe and mechanics is totally insane when you actually unpack it. Real flash in the pan moment where Japanese game designers were just trying shit out inspired by weird arcade games

Gundam breaker 4 cutscenes and storyline is complete dogshit

Been Going Thru It for the last few months but I did get to see Akira in imax last night and that was pretty awesome

slay the spire 2 >>> most other video games

Hitting the Dark Souls sat at bonfire pose outside the Big Tesco

“You have to have a high paying job to be worthy of attention/friendship” is one of the strangest ideas in the world. The class of Underemployed Moocher is one of the most loyal sorts of all and this is a known fact

penis reduction surgery

How to obtain Missile+tank in Ferenia (Speed Booster blocks)(Entrance) Metroid Dread YouTube video by Mr_Roche

youtu.be/loM9OQ8zpQI?... replaying Metroid Dread. Whoever designed this puzzle needs a stern talking to

food poisoning will have you googling shit like “can you be allergic specifically to cream cheese”

Unibomber Rachael Platten be like This is my pipe bomb

having replayed it in 2026 I can confirm that it’s crazy how good the first Metroid Prime is and it’s insane that they got it that right on their first try

“I lost 500 rupees in Deku Scrub land rites scam” Says scorned investor

Hyrule officials have arrested popular castle town amusement vendor “Bombchu Bowling Lady” for tax fraud

free app i had been using to log all my medication and how many I have and prompt me to go get more just went paid and now is unusable

*the police- Roxanne voice*: gaaaaay sex

*chorus of Elton John can you feel the love tonight* and caaaan yoooou fuck my ass toniiiight

can you bust in meeeee

#Zelda #Botw #totk #fanart #illustration Link is still while riding his horse. There's a silent exchange between him and nature.

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Yeah I was thinking about relistening to all the old ones but as the newest one says they’re gone for the foreseeable future and I think Guy an Barry have moved on from it which is fair. Just wish I downloaded the episodes to keep them

Now that old episodes of 2 good boys are completely gone scrolling down that old quote twitter I made seems insane

I think e33 is important to document to be honest given its awards and also arc raiders still gets people buying it and thinking it’s only the voices or whatever sadly

e33, arc raiders

“What’s a good starter sandwich for someone just dipping their toes for the first time?”

I need to replay bioshock so I can figure out if it is actually an irredeemably bad game or not

first day on new job, pretty exciting

got a job offer and another interview for this week lmao

Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo

Same here. Pisses me off to see the success of stuff like e33 and arc raiders despite this stuff though. Really bad omen. It’s easy enough to avoid stuff but right now you don’t even need to disclose it unless you get caught or I suppose if you really believe in it like AR and the game you linked

Honestly if you’re using them for placeholders it just makes me believe they were doing the same thing as the game you linked and arc raiders is and then retouching assets by hand anyway like. The fact they lied about one thing until they got caught out on it is so dicey