happy birthday, tim curry. you taught me it was ok to be weird. like, really weird

Happy #caturday!
Here's Lola, watching a true crime docuseries. #catsofbluesky

Let's not be putting this on the survivors. They've been through enough.

They *did* testify. Why do you think Maxwell is in prison ?

The Trump Admin is testing the law and our resolve in the Epstein case.

Let me be clear—no promise of pardons will stop us from holding Pam Bondi & Todd Blanche accountable.

To the survivors—know that we see you & are fighting—& while the road to justice is long, we won’t stop until we get there!

We're not *all* stupid. We know the difference between a doctor and Jesus. Also? Who is he making better? He's making *me* sick.

Me: "Not to brag, but I've been told I have a very sexy voice."

Cat: *purrs*

Me: "Alright, you win. Show off."

Eric Swalwell quits governor's race after sex attack allegations Eric Swalwell has quit the governor's race after claims he sexually assaulted multiple women.

Eric Swalwell quits governor's race after sex attack allegations

If you’re still asking why Eric Swalwell got exposed now please read this.

Eric Swalwell resign bitch

Nothing puts a damper on your Friday night plans, like having to work on Saturday.

Ah, who am I kidding? I never make Friday night plans.

Whenever I hear someone say chicken pot pie I get excited three times.

I need a part time job, just to pay for gas to get to my full time job.

You're welcome. I'm pretty sure that's why it was written that way.

Yes, and she kept it so she'd have the same last name as her kids. So, if they didn't have kids, she'd probably not have kept it.

Video House Oversight says Pam Bondi refuses to testify about Epstein files The Justice Department informed the Oversight Committee that its subpoena is essentially moot. ABC News' Alex Mallin has the details.

House Oversight says Pam Bondi refuses to testify about Epstein files. The Clintons testified under oath. There’s no reason to let her get away with not testifying.
abcnews.com/video/131881...

Nope. Subpoena her ass.

I'm disappointed. ☹️
So many talented hackers out there, yet NONE to have hacked into - and released the relevant parts of - the Epstein files.

You know what's fun about being in your 50s? You could be picking up prescriptions for your hormone replacement therapy, and the pharmacist might remind you, that you're overdue for your shingles shot.

*listening to new music*
What the fuck was that

A spoof of a "Peanuts" comic panel. It figures Lucy and Charlie Brown in the canonical "Taking the football away from Charlie" posture. Except the "football" is a "Xenomorph" egg from the "Alien" media franchise. Lucy is holding up the "football" (but it's a deflowered and deployed "Alien" Facehugger egg.) The Facehugger is hugging Charlie Brown's face; as they do. Its tenaciously questing ovipositor is positioning a "Xenomorph" ovum inside of Charlie Brown. With its tail wrapped around Charlie's neck; all its arachnid spider-crab legs secured around his skull, Its breathing bladders are keeping Charlie alive until new life can be born. Lucy is smiling. The caption to the image is: "It's the Great Easter Egg, Charlie Brown!"

Easter is a time for renewal.

I simply must learn how to not

every date can be a speed date if you get up and leave when it gets stupid

*flirts with disaster*

*falls in love with disaster*

*sleeps with disaster*

*has a kid with disaster*

*wonders why life is a disaster*

Seeing this is a nice end to my birthday.

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

the people i’m house and pet sitting for this weekend don’t have any food. they only have ingredients

A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.”

#Caturday

Them: what’s wrong with you?

Me: *deep breath