Prepaid unlimited data would be cool. You just put down a HUGE lump sum and poof, data on your phone, for the rest of your life.

I think I may be cooked

I thought someone said "Leafy" while I was outside

And I turned around (my government name isnt Leafy)

Is Anne such a popular middle name because it’s close to ‘and’

i want to be an acclowntant, like my idol, Pomni

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

anybody hungry for some thick water

Watching other people play video games used to just be what you did when mom said it was your brother’s turn—now, it’s a whole industry. #change

Why don’t elevators have that little sign that tells you what floor they’re on now anymore? They could even digitize it

Susan Entwistle - Cornflowers.
#Acrylics #Pointillism

WELL NO SHIT YOU ARE! WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE? BRATWURST?!

i just went to his site and saw this shirt he's selling. who is the info war, well guess what it's you

I made a playlist called ‘Pomni’ with just any songs to prove a point. It didn’t accumulate likes so I was wrong. Looking back I should have probably put shit songs on it. Enjoy Merzbow

COP: you were going 55 in a 30 zone

SAMMY HAGAR: that is literally impossible

I’ve never liked cherry cordials. Cherry hostiles on the other hand…

why would you pay for cat turd posts i would pay NOT to see them

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Rosette Nebula context image
Image date: 23 April 2025, 16:00


The Rosette Nebula is a vast star-forming region, 100 light-years across, that lies at one end of a giant molecular cloud the constellation Monoceros. The nebula is estimated to contain around 10,000 solar masses. The nebula is locat...

palm knee is by sexual not gay

Stove is short for Stoven. So is Oven

RFK is just jealous bc I get into national parks for free 😝

Not many people know this but I spell somehow as sumhowe to nod to the friendship between Charles Sumner (the senator who got beat up) and Samuel Howe.

Jokes are theory. Pranks are praxis

Freshly made Bavarian pretzels sit on a cooling rack.

Back in the stress-baking saddle.

While many of you are likely yelling “GO DUMPLES!” or “GO PILE OF ELECTRONICS STATE!” I’m yelling “GO THE KING OF TOWN AND THE RULE OF LAW!”

Why is John Quincy Adams afraid of Andrew Jackson?

Because Jackson Burend Harrison.

I painted!!! For the first time in 8 months I painted something!

It’s not my usual subject matter and it’s not perfect but I broke my art block! And I couldn’t be happier.

#art #painting #landscape

watching one of those videos where someone reviews every spongebob episode and saw a funny mug in a later one. why is this sumhowe a real thing? and why is it sold out :( i wanted it!!!

There is still beauty in the world.
Dahlias and bluebells. 📷 Sue McIntyre

When I started reading Wings of Fire, for the first half of the first book I was sure that Glory was a feathered one.

#Glory #WingsofFire #WoF #dragon

if you can't get a
prescription for lithium, just eat some lithium batteries