I grabbed a six pack. The world is safe for another year

I love this. 3 years and powering on!

Urgent PSA. If you’ve recently moved to the Retrograde State (QLD), it’s time for your annual Easter Bunny reminder that we have Liquor Licensing Laws straight out if the 1800’s, so don’t forget to buy your beerz today @murderlizard.bsky.social #auspol

3 years in a row. You’re a bloody legend!

I cleared the drive way and the gutter and drain out front. I swear if I went away for a month I’d come back to complete take over by the garden.

Let’s roll the dice for power outages tomorrow.

The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.

Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.

The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.

If the Whitehouse was renovated by a man who really likes the mullet hairdo. Kinda

Hahahaha. Thats beautiful

It’s nude. THE TOASTER HAS NO CLOTHES ON

A couch with a jack Russell in the foreground staring at a red chicken in the mid ground with a tabby cat sleeping peacefully in the back ground.

The sleeping cat with a fresh egg at its bum.

Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.

Image of several chickens including baby chicks scratching in a tropical but dry creek bed.

Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.

Rex broke into the next door neighbours yard. She’s the chicken equivalent of a 13 year old daughter.

This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.

If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.

Getting dumplings in Wagga, it’s pretty obvious from the image.

I also bought epsom salts. Fucking useless advice. I now use it as fabric softener

It’s kinda nice to lift others, it unintentionally lifts ourselves. The cats still pissed.

Just any old thing will do. Tv remote controls. Zippers on jeans. Dishwashing liquid. Grass. All cause autism. Oxygen also.

It’s hard to fill your bucket and empty it at the same time. The cat is beyond furious. Put the cat in the bucket and call it an achievement.

Hunting for things now entirely influenced by cat couture

I know of one up in Maleny, I’ve never seen one. It’s Australia’s version of a unicorn. So lucky.

Equally educational 🤣

Oh my god that’s so fucking awesome!

Oh that’s very cool, I wondered if it had been farm cleared in the past but naturally occurring, It would have a great history. And a platypus, they’re fussy.

Is that how it is naturally? No plants stabilising the edges? We could do with some rain. Tanks are v low.

Now to find its lid. Also top score

Not even something worth putting on a resume.