Anus Infinitus

Contrast to how civilians put themselves in true danger for each other within minutes during the ICE raids these past couple months.

Big 'gift from those very parents which you're somehow compelled to wear' energy.

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Head of federal law enforcement stages authoritarian crackdown on political enemies in attempt to appease Trump because he's afraid the journalistic exposé of his uncontrolled alcoholism is putting his job in jeopardy

Watching Star Trek TNG and they just casually dropped an episode that's a refutation of fascist rhetoric.

Just, a prime time TV slot saying "Witch hunts are bad. Villains dress as patriots. The preservation of the rights of one is the preservation of all rights."

TV seriously used to be better.

So the all important message will be scrunched up in your pocket?

Bra- and I can't stress this enough, fucking -vo.

Democracy will not come Today, this year Nor ever Through compromise and fear. I have as much right As the other fellow has To stand On my two feet And own the land. I tire so of hearing people say, Let things take their course. Tomorrow is another day. I do not need my freedom when I'm dead. I cannot live on tomorrow's bread. Freedom Is a strong seed Planted In a great need. I live here, too. I want freedom Just as you. Langston Hughes

Someone really ought to write a book about the significance of #SCOTUS doing so many major things through unsigned and unexplained rulings, and how so much of it really is a recent phenomenon.

Pope-lematic.

Mamdani to Not Be An Asshole, breaking even longer standing Mayoral Tradition.

Trump Sued for Firing Most of the Black Officials in Government President Trump has been purging Black officials in independent agencies at a higher rate than anyone else, a new lawsuit says.

Trump Sued for Firing Most of the Black Officials in Government newrepublic.com/post/209131/...

Screenshot from a football (soccer) app with a late update in the Villa Bologna game quote: Taking mercy on a broken Bologna side, the referee decides to dispense with stoppage time. Unquote. Up the Villa.

That's the kind of update I like to see. Up the Villa.

It's almost like he feels he's some kind of high value target.

He does seem to be headed for a Tarantino-esque ending.

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY:

“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”

He is NOT backing down.

I would say that #2 needs to be not "have to be ready" but "have to demand" because if there are no consequences and people just reap multiple billions of dollars in personal profit this will happen again.

One of our (many) problems in America is elites unwilling to acknowledge self-evident realities, and then apologizing if they ever acknowledge one by accident

'some of the guys around the office have been calling it that. Just an inside joke... Why whatever do you mean?'

They all were in their prime.

If you need this many drugs to speak on camera, just .. Like... Don't DO that. What the damn hell.

Bret gets a lot more deference than Bret's many indirect victims.

This motherfucker couldn't WAIT to tell the Pope to sit on a tack.

Nail that shit to the church door, Mikey Luther!

No one wants to lose their job over this one.

You can't send just one bone to the hospital.

'Some of these details almost make me feel bad for... The Iranian Hackers.' -Josh Johnson on the Kash Patel hack.

Caught in the Crackdown: As Arrests at Anti-ICE Protests Piled Up, Prosecutions Crumbled ProPublica and FRONTLINE found more than 300 protesters and bystanders who were arrested on charges like assaulting an immigration agent or interfering with law enforcement. Over and over, the accusat...

ProPublica and @frontlinepbs.bsky.social found more than 300 protesters and bystanders who were arrested on charges like assaulting an immigration agent or interfering with law enforcement. Over and over, the accusations fell apart under scrutiny.

Alligator Alcatraz phones were cut off. Then the beatings began, court docs say Attorneys say the Trump and DeSantis administrations are disregarding a court order requiring access to phones and attorneys for detainees.

The Constitution and a court order both say that the Everglades detention facility must allow people access to their attorneys.

Instead of complying, guards are cutting off people’s phone access and beating people who speak up.

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?