Unlike “I peed my pants,” which is only past tense, “I shit my pants” is grammatically past tense but can pragmatically express present or future meaning depending on context.

I’ve made peace that I’m going to die before GTA VII

DOUBLE BLINKER AND AIR FRYER BACON

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Something about overalls is so gender, but also completely not gender at all. Then you add a onesie, and it’s just perfect.

Onesies and overalls are by far my favorite clothing combo. I might actually replace my entire wardrobe with just those.

After taking my Adderall, I was sitting in a comfy diaper, having a delicious Nos and fish stick breakfast, and hitting my grape-flavored THC vape while my onesie and overalls finished in the dryer. That’s when I realized, yep, I’m heckin’ iconic.

They're making the sunsets transgender!

Dysfunctional Dysphoric Dystopia

A drawing of a puppy laying down and relaxing with various colorful stickers and a caption that reads; "it's okay to take a break and rest"

Take a break, you deserve it!

I just received notice of my court date for my name change! Now I can begin planning the funeral for my dead name. 🏳️‍⚧️

Playing with this stencil generator!! I have lots more to make, but please use these! Most of them don't come with bridges, so be mindful when cutting!
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Become inevitable. #DeathBeforeDetransition

Whatever dystopia you throw at me, I’ll just accessorize it. ✨🏳️‍⚧️

Every time they pass a transphobic law, I’ll recruit five more allies for the resistance. Your fascist policies are literally fueling the Queer Avengers, but go off, I guess?

Conservatives will be like, “Can you believe they turned a diaper fetishist into Che Guevara?” And I’ll just be here, rocking aviators and a jacket that says, "Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over the Revolution."

*blows estradiol valerate powder in the air like an asshole with a handful of coke* OWO

If things get as bad as I’m expecting, I could have this whole badass story arc: running from the government while operating an underground network distributing Estradiol valerate powder, all funded by my psilocybin mushroom empire.

I could even stomach them building the ultimate caste crew with his Elon-Johnny boy bromance. But now you’re messing with my price of my adult diapers? Too far, man. Not cool.

Like, you know… I could almost deal with them making my life-sustaining medication completely inaccessible, criminalizing my body and identity, and threatening to send me off to the ultimate queer slumber party (he’s rounding up trans leftist extremists…that’s me, fam).

That would be delightful

I tried to set the date to the future and my phone got like super confused lol