Thinking about the Stop Making Sense rerelease showing I went to where during Girlfriend is Better a dude stood up dancing to reveal that he was wearing his very own Big Suit. Theater went crazy. Maybe the coolest a person has ever been

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that I look really good in a military field jacket

getting a lot of usage out of "If BLANK is illegal, then call me Dewey Cox because I'm guilty as charged!" and then chuckling at my own joke.

It’s so hard being one of like three 28 Weeks Later defenders. That movie hits! It’s a great exploration of the failings of “America as world police” and also the supplanting of Americanism as the defining Anglo identity post-Suez Crisis! They use the helicopter blade to just massacre some zombies!

An opened, 15lb bag of Tamanishiki Super Premium Short Grain Rice

As somebody who eats a LOT of rice, I decided to splurge on a big fancy bag of short grain rice as opposed to my usual medium grain calrose or worse, generic long grain, and oh my gooooooood this is a game changer. It’s so good and my rice cooker is able to get the consistency perfect every time.

They’re calling me the transgender Jimmy Stewart because I had a legendary 55+ year film career and I’m beloved by the American public

Died 2015, Born 2025

Welcome back, Ouya

Joyce Carol Oates is so cool that I forgive her for her awful terrible Long Goodbye opinion

LOUISVILLE WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDD

Well the first thing you learn is that there’s always a clock ticking somewhere

Dude skating around Little Tokyo being pulled along by his two dogs. Love my city

Sandshrew STUNS in new photos from night out in Lilycove City

It’s Sandshrew, from Pokémon

What a guy. Perfect Pokémon design. Haven’t really played any of the games since X/Y but sometimes when I’m feeling down I think about Sandshrew and it cheers me up a little

Act III in January lmfao i still cannot believe that album is actually coming out

its so funny because he looks soooo fragile out there sometimes but he's also throwing like 99mph with unreal movement for every pitch and putting the entire city on his back 😭

i am once again going to the club at 10am on a Tuesday fucked up off every prescription drug theyre advertising during the World Series

okay yeah now I REALLY dont care about that franchise. insane that microsoft is not sending C&Ds. pathetic country

Just had my first encounter with the pockets issue smh. What are we doing to our beautiful queens and their accoutrement carrying capabilities

There’s SOOOOOOO many cosplays here, holy shit

Going to the race track and seeing about a hundred dudes dressed like this

Going to the race track and placing bets based on which horse had the funniest name

Insane thing to think about given how much I love the franchise but I simply do not care about a Combat Evolved remake in 2025.

never seen a paid game spread so quickly the way subway builder has hit my grad program like a nuke

Just one more waxed canvas jacket that’ll fix me just one more waxed canvas jacket bro

Point Break uses the “Mexico filter” for Malibu, it’s so funny

They’re just sooooooooo much comfier like holy shit

Shout out to cute flowy clothes, holy shit is this sooooooo much nicer and comfier than my old style

Old account got deleted because bluesky is a very bad website and AT protocol is very stupid but oh well, probably for the best