Now was that so hard, people?

She's not a "puzzle person"

My compulsion to correct people #standupcomedy

St*ff My Mom Says -- Winter Recap (Ep. 13)

Impersonating my (dead) Dad #standupcomedy

St*ff My Mom Says, Happy Birthday Mom! edition (Ep. 12)

My 80-year-old Mom's passion for a "full load" #standupcomedy #laundry

Pulling off a "Costco Con" #standupcomedy

Using my dead dad's Costco card #standupcomedy

Happy birthday Natasha! #standupcomedy

The moon landing #standupcomedy

I've gained 162 pounds #standupcomedy

My 80-year-old mom and the electricity bill #standup

59 years married #standup #marriage

Me and my Mom

St*ff My Mom Says — Comparing Dollar Stores edition (Ep. 11)

St*ff My Mom Says — Vacation Hot Tub edition (Ep. 10) #momlife

A shoutout to my "short queens" #standup #dating

Not too old to change (Sunday bagel) #standup

The WORLD PREMIERE of "The Late Afternoon Show with Pete Smack" — Wednesday, Dec. 11, 2024

I'm still in the PRIME of my life #standup

The real story behind "mo' money, mo' problems"

Why was Rudolph so eager to join in reindeer games? He was better off without all that nonsense.

Dasher talking trash about Dancer, Comet NOT talking to Cupid, Blitzen slut-shaming Vixen. All of them obsessed with their order on the sleigh. "Wait, why is HE leading? He can barely fly!"

So petty.

Wow, President Biden really took the annual Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning a turkey to a new extreme.

How to have six careers #standup

The unjustified target of the Ten Commandments #standup

I just stumbled upon Diddy's best defense to buying baby oil in bulk: "But everybody's doing it!!!"

Not sure what you've heard, but I'm a sensitive guy

Parenting advice from a SANK (Single Adult, No Kids)

Where do I sign up to be a real customer paid for my testimonial?