"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution" is so fucking funny to me

From Flickr: President Donald J. Trump accepts a DoorDash delivery from Sharon Simmons outside of the Oval Office, Monday, April 13, 2026. (Official White House Photo by Daniel Torok)

The official White House photographer will post black and white photos sometimes and they almost always just make everything look like a horror movie

Scam messages offering ships safe transit through Hormuz, security firm warns Fraudulent messages promising safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for cryptocurrency have been sent to some shipping companies whose ​vessels are stranded west of the waterway, Greek...

“Fraudulent messages promising safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for cryptocurrency have been sent to some shipping companies... [A]t least one ​of the vessels, ⁠which tried to exit the strait on Saturday and was hit by gunfire, was a victim of the fraud.”

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

Old enough to remember when Glenn Beck tried this same pivot to revive his image during a dip in GOP popularity, before quickly reverting to form

Illustrating once again the extent to which the Venezuela raid emboldened Trump to engage in further military adventurism.

Screenshot of a WSJ headline: "Germany Is Reinventing Itself as a Weapons Factory"

Has it been good when this happened in the past

Southern Poverty Law Center says it faces a criminal investigation by the Justice Department The Southern Poverty Law Center says it’s the subject of a Justice Department criminal investigation and faces possible charges over its use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

BREAKING: The Southern Poverty Law Center says it faces investigation by Justice Department over past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

The hose they apparently all drank from so I can test it for MAGA-causing lead

Nuclear Dust Sites is my fourth-favourite Stereolab album.

Trump: Operation Midnight Hammer was a complete and total obliteration of the Nuclear Dust sites in Iran. Therefore, digging it out will be a long and difficult process. Fake News CNN, and other corrupt Media Networks and Platforms, fail to give our great aviators the credit they deserve - Always trying to demean and belittle - LOSERS!!! 11 ReTruths 42 Likes 4/20/26, 8:22 PM

We’re going to be in Iran for fucking years

Trump: Prime Minister Keir Starmer of the United Kingdom acknowledged that he "exercised wrong judgement" when he chose his Ambassador to Washington. I agree, he was a really bad pick. Plenty of time to recover, however! President DJT 21 ReTruths 62 Likes 4/20/26, 8:04 PM

I’m sure Trump weighing in is just what Starmer wants right now

I guess Tim Cook’s real passion is presenting gold plaques to fascists

That actually makes more sense than the other option, a clumsy anti-ICE message that it seems unlikely for this guy to embrace

California voting guide with: Max Fomin I NO PARTY PREFERENCE Will veto mileage tax, suffocate homelessness, assassinate unemployment, nuke crime, house the unhoused, prosecute corruption, generate$, like my coffee iced out.

Sure, you can vote for California gubernatorial candidates like Tom Steyer or Steve Hilton, but do they have a plan to nuke crime and assassinate unemployment?

The animorphs covers weren’t doctored photos. They just found kids that could do that

Canonically, the Minions always work for the most evil people in the world at a given point in time. It is so hilariously unnecessary to make a film that implies they will soon work for Hitler.

No one is forcing you to make this movie! Who thought this was a good idea?!

Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

Steven Cheung: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration to take a position in the private sector. She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices, and helping Americans gain additional skills to improve their lives. Keith Sonderling will take on the role of Acting Secretary of Labor.

"Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration to take a position in the private sector."

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

A 23-year-old asylum seeker from Minnesota with a large ovarian cyst remains in ICE custody in El Paso, as her attorney alleges inadequate medical care and supporters call for her release. elpasomatters.org/2026/04/20/e...

It’s Pacific Time but I think it can be necessary context sometimes

John Palminteri: David Byrne created a rare moment at the Santa Barbara Bowl Tuesday April 14 when he pointed to the sky as a flaming Falcon 9 Rocket launch burst from the darkness from Vandenberg Space Force Base. The crowd turned and cheered for both. (Video: Richard Weston Smith)

A similar thing happened at a Green Day show about 6 months ago in Orange County and Billie Joe Armstrong joked that it must be Elon sending the Epstein files into space. Then he made fun of the Cybertruck.

Trump: I'm winning a War, BY A LOT, things are going very well, our Military has been amazing and, if you read the Fake News, like The Failing New York Times, the absolutely horrendous and disgusting Wall Street Journal, or the now almost defunct, fortunately, Washington Post, you would actually think we are losing the War. The enemy is confused, because they get these same Media "reports," and yet they realize their Navy has been completely wiped out, their Air Force has gone onto darker runways, they have no Anti Missile or Anti Airplane Equipment, their former leaders are mostly gone (This has been, in addition to everything else, Regime Change!), and perhaps, most important of all, THE BLOCKADE, which we will not take off until there is a "DEAL," is absolutely destroying Iran. They are losing $500 Million Dollars a day, an unsustainable number, even in the short run. The Anti-America Fake News Media is rooting for Iran to win, but it's not going to happen, because I'm in charge! Just like these unpatriotic people used every ounce of their limited strength to fight me in the Election, they continue to do so with Iran. The result will be the same - It already is! President DONALD J. TRUMP 170 ReTruths 626 Likes 4/20/26, 11:11 AM

“I'm winning a War, BY A LOT…”

Trump: The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. Despite World War I lasting 4 years, 3 months, and 14 days, World War I| lasting 6 years and 1 day, the Korean War lasting 3 years, 1 month, and 2 days, the Vietnam War lasting 19 years, 5 months, and 29 days, and Iraq lasting 8 years, 8 months, and 28 days, they like to say that I promised 6 weeks to defeat Iran, and actually, from the Military standpoint, it was far faster than that, but I'm not going to let them rush the United States into making a Deal that is not as good as it could have been. I read the Fake News saying that I am under "pressure" to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly! Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other

years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn't have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran. We're in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won't let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I'm the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration. This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same. In my First Term, I built the Greatest Military our Country has ever seen, including adding Space Force. In my Second Term, I am properly and judiciously using our Military to solve problems left to us by others of far less understanding or competence. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP 10 ReTruths 42 Likes 4/20/26, 10:40 AM

Trump is pointing out again how many years other U.S. wars took, which feels like a bad sign.

“Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS…”

Forbes Prediction Market Gamefies Story About Mass Shooting of 8 Children In another sign that the depravity economy has no bottom, Forbes published a story about a Louisiana man that killed 8 children over the weekend containing a box that asked readers to predict whether ...

horrified by that mass shooting story? Forbes would love you to predict what comes next

Gen Z is ‘Chinamaxxing’—and it’s less a love letter to Beijing than an indictment of America A viral TikTok trend is handing Beijing a cultural moment that decades of propaganda never could. Are we entering the Chinese century?

"Chinamaxxing"