Guy holding an old bay container

The Baltimore Orioles mascot in the Pride Parade

Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂‍↕️

I got a giant bag of kettle corn. might never leave the house again

You ever book a show so fun the one weekend you're out of town and you never forgive yourself for missing it?
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. @andieisonline.bsky.social is hosting this ALL STAR LINEUP, and Baltimore? If you haven't been to Laugh Tracks yet, this is THE ONE NOT TO MISS

apparently wearing headphones and leaning against a wall means "come and talk to me, I've been waiting for you my whole life" to old men

seconds that felt like hours longer than I wanted to. It was Assassin's Creed (pirate's version)

cashier at the rofo held me hostage at the register until I guessed what video game franchise his tattoo was from 🥲

Steve did not agree but then I moved the couch by the cat tree and he realized that I may be crazy but I am always Correct 🥰

does anyone else feel the need to rearrange all their furniture every three months or is it just me??

The image is an advertisement. The advertisement depicts an alligator floating in the water wearing sunglasses. The text reads: Heads up! We’re coming back to REMFEST. A very cool outdoor festival in Remington, Baltimore, Maryland. The alligator on the advertisement says: Two matches of the epic Super Art Fight action you know and love! The text then reads: Saturday, May 10, at 4:30pm. All-Ages Show, Family Stage, Bring Your Kids.

On Saturday, May 10, Super Art Fight returns to Remfest. Our show starts at 4:30pm at the Family Stage.

Bring your friends, family and kids!

Promo Art designed by @andieisonline.bsky.social

#Remfest2025 #superartfight #baltimore

Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.

Neil banging out the tunes
#art

subtweeting the Pet ER because I wanted Peeps soo bad

death is so cruel and absurd, not a fan!!

I am not fixing the typo due to trauma, let me have this

this is neither here nor there but don't decorate with candy-themed decor if you're not also putting out a bowl of the candy you reminded me of!!!!

extremely fucked up that pets have shorter lifepsans than we do

oatmeal rats in cookie

Skully dives into a cup of coffee

☕

#Art by Death by Coffee

the friend who buys the group tickets should be allowed to list their friends as dependents

have you ever tried...this one? *clamdips and runs over your corpse*

Mike White you are a REAL one* (*pervert)((complimentary))

shotgunning a tiny plastic Oriole's cap full of dippin' dots in broad daylight would fix me

stop drinking bleach with a leech and come drink cyanide with a ride or die

sitting in the sun to improve my mental health and immediately cancelling it out by scrolling on my phone

Cover image saying Andie Basto: Episode #4

Myself, Jake Leizear, interviewing Andie Basto

Now, more than ever: we have a new episode! Here repping @superartfight.bsky.social , it's stand-up comedian, artist, and overall vibe connosieur, @andieisonline.bsky.social ! We talk about Bob's Burgers, #men, and the inescapable insatiable need to post.
youtu.be/70GVpF5FimY

look at him. this guy doesn't know what the hell is going on

you guys would tell me if I was on a list, right? RIGHT?!!

typed my work laptop password into my pc at home... I need a vacation

hootie has a cold :(

happy new year, don't look at my feet