If Swalwell did it, oust him.

If any Democrat does it, oust them.

That's why we're different than Republicans.

And why women keep choosing the bear.

James Blair will be his fall guy for the midterms. What’s the messaging going to be? “Want more of this?”

Wait, but they also complained when people got pregnant out of wedlock.

Turns out they just want teen brides shitting out babies like assembly lines.

Live your life in such a way that the president won’t feel compelled to endorse you.

It's giving "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" vibes.

Melania brings the Epstein saga back into the headlines.

MAGA Crash Out! Maybe Their Stupidity Isn't an Act After All?

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Incredible photo of Artemis II splashdown.

It's nice to see we can still do great things. Artemis II capsule is back home.

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today.
One for the history books
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Incredibly important that this happen. National security isn’t sports betting.

It is always old white men.

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears.

"She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.”

“'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..."

azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

She needs distance.

If distancing was an Olympic event, Melania just medaled.

I'm so shocked. Said no one ever.

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

I’m Team Pope Leo.

And you don’t have to be a practicing Catholic to think — what the hell is wrong with the Pentagon’s mouthpiece?

This is repugnant.

That’s an abomination.

Three days before the election, Péter Magyar continues his nationwide tour at a breakneck pace. He just arrived to Hatvan, a historic town in Heves County, Hungary.

"Look at your son, look at your daughter, think about your country, and vote for Tisza!"

#April12 🇭🇺🗳️ #NoKings

While Melania is trying to distance herself from Epstein, can we talk about how she got an Einstein Visa?

“We interrupt these wars for an important announcement from Malaria Trump.”

Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

Promising pardons to criminals is something only a criminal would do.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

SOON...

Melania Knauss: "I've never met this person, Donald J. Trump, nor was I ever his victim."

“Sir, if you bomb them back to the Stone Age, won’t they just keep throwing stones?”

Um... Iran didn't invade Europe... or America
These folks' parallels are beyond strained

I had a wonderful time teaching songwriting at SoreFingers Music Camp in Hampshire ,UK. Lots of creativity in this photo, and some mighty fine songs came out of the week.

To be clear, you're lying