I just love watching ducks.

I came up with a theory on this not long ago: all your life you’re preparing for and distracted by what you’re GOING to be. When I hit 30 I had some acceptance that this is who I will be. And thus we can now sit back and enjoy our impact on the world (i.e your little dishes of water’)

Ah Valencia

@herring1967.bsky.social your day has arrived

Yeah, fair enough

Genuine Q, why do you think it’s SO pitiful?

It offers too many options, there is only one choice.
I have always wanted to be pedantic on that, thank David Mitchell

I had the same thing but slightly more negative - with the dude currently hiding for his life somewhere in southern Iran

JESUS: *turns water into wine*

JUDAS: *from the shower* okay that DOES IT

That’s so based

an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt” panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there” panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets” panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it

When did domestic pets first come in, can you imagine the first person who had a pet dog? Imagine going to your mate’s house (made of mud and sticks btw) and there’s just a dog there and you go to kill it for sustenance and your mate is like “no that’s Rocky”

I don’t know who these guys are. But anecdotally we use these ai focus groups a lot for clients at work and they add a lot of value.

However, completely get and agree with your overarching point !
And that they are punchable

Great restaurant. Great city. Even greater cat.

Next to this big buff cat?
Not referring to my brother in this pic (in white T-shirt)

Omg is that the place in Raval?

[Pictionary timer buzzes]

Picasso: it was a cow

Me: it certainly the fuck was not

Paywall :(

Hundy p

No plz

I’m willing to pay the monetary AND health costs for this

However much it costs me extra on hot water to brush my teeth in the shower.
More warm joy in the morning.
While still being time efficient.

The true king

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
And he ██████████████████

100%
See also toffee apples

So on the day we let them loose on booze we also let them loose behind the wheel of a train?????

It’s like elf on a shelf on steroids all year long

Sounds like the fun drained a bit after a while but it’s a nice idea

This is great. I enjoy how they think the words appearing at all are magic the same way that you think the words turning black are magic

A white duck in a straw boater hat.

“One duck, please.”
“Plain or fancy?”
“Fancy, please.”
“Coming right up.”