Not nearly enough cat hair in hotels these days

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Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

Make them question reality

Still looking for folks who'd be interested testing out an eReader app

(Well thats not the only reason but its a biggie)

Especially since they only enjoy their special treatment because a ton of Christian psychos are zionists because they need the Jews in Israel for their end times bs!

Lemme worry about time "wasted" at an airport while my legs go numb scrolling on the john

Yeah, I'm immediately thinking "oh thats probably a huge inconvenience for the staff to deal with" but good for him I guess lol

People like this guy treat BlackWomen™️ like a hivemind when the only black people they ever even interact with are resist libs that parrot what they already believe.

In this image, a stunning crimson-colored male House Finch and a sandy-brown streaked female House Finch stand beside each other while looking directly at the camera in a close-up photo. The smaller male finch takes up the center-right part of the image, while the larger female is positioned behind and to the left of him. His red coloring starts just above his beak and spreads all across his head, chest, and stomach like a wash of red watercolor. His wings and beak, however, are grey-brown, and a grey eye peeks out from his red face. The larger female finch (left) has a sandy, olive-brown head with streaked brown patterns covering her neck, back, and chest, similar to a sparrow's. Though smaller, the male stands in front with both of his thin, grey legs planted firmly on a blue plastic pipe structure. The female is slightly more hidden and perches with one small leg showing. He seems to be leaning toward the camera with his chest and wings slightly puffed out and looks at the camera with interest. She holds her head slightly askew, with a similarly serious gaze. The plastic perches that the birds stand on rest on a larger red feeder filled with small pieces of bird feed. The background features a large expanse of deep green, blurred trees and a bush covered in deep purple blooms, possibly azaleas. A small, yellowish-grey birdhouse hangs on a pole behind the female bird. Bright, natural daylight comes from the upper left. This is an AI-generated alt text which I reviewed.

My camera bird feeder got a nice portrait of these House Finch partners today. #Birds #Nature #Sonoma #California

Hell yeah that is so irritating

He'll probably do fine 🤷‍♀️ but who knows

Bingo

Member when Charlie Kirk screamed like a maniac at Cenk Uygur saying "I LIVE LIKE A CAPITALIST EVERY DAY CENK!!!"

I member

Ginni Thomas was texting the White House chief of staff after the 2020 election loss talking about "the elites". I'll never forget it, so absurd.

Technology has no goals

I have been desparately trying to get my partner to understand this when its fairly obvious imo!

"You let someone get into office..."

That's a lot of responsibility to be dumping on people you acknowledge are already pretty close to you in beliefs. Instead of berating them, you might consider what you could do to appeal to them, since, like you said, they agree with you on 90% of things.

If the big kid started pounding on the other one because their 3rd friend doesn't like him

Its not even real lol

Eyal Weizman · All they will find is sand: Gaza’s Yellow Line Most of the Gaza Strip – cities, refugee camps, schools, universities, mosques, the health infrastructure, agriculture...

All they will find is sand

Eyal Weizman on the demolition of Gaza

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

He rules my world 🤩

Nah jk idk

The cops decided this guy is just a "poor r-word" they could railroad to juice their clearance rates and did not know a lot of us care about him and the chief of police got a call from the city administrator about it already. I want the detectives badge.

Never trust the pigs, folks.

Does he sell a course tho

Idk if I'm a secret prude but the creepy shit that goes around booktok now is gross to meeeee 😒

Getting sick of my office mate telling me how great her retirement is doing. COOL neat I'll be working until I'm dead probably. Fuck off

Naaah

Nah, thats what people are saying lol

My typical grocery run has doubled in price and my wage...well my wage has not