ME, EVERY SINGLE MONDAY, 6:45AM:

No shock that ESPN bungled capturing the energy in Buffalo, but don't worry they got the shitty anthems covered

screenshot of MLB Gameday play by play log reading”Jesús Made walks. Jett Williams to 2nd.”

Jesús walks

headline in a local paper which is folded up on a table so you can only see the legs of some women athletes but the headline beneath it reads "Husky women dancing again" beneath these headlines is "UW is a succeed and will place South Dakota st" and "Gonzaga men earn number three seed in West, will face Kennesaw St"

FINALLY some good news

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

it’s coming home

buddy, they won’t even let me

the poop magician: is this your turd?

me: ...no?..

PM: check your pants....

me: !!!!!!

Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Nicely done

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

culling all thrillionaires

Bumper sticker reading: HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA INSCRIBING A CLAY TABLET TO EA-NAŞIR, COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS POOR QUALITY COPPER INGOTS.

pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-Nāșir

François Arnaud wearing sunglasses

Closeup of François Arnaud wearing sunglasses and his eyes are clearly visible

one thing I’m going to do… is notice

brandon beane next

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

#AFCNorthFootball

Mike Tomlin

Mike Tomlin

Hahahahahah fuck youuuuuu

College football discourse over the next 9 months

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Why Go Boring .... When You Can Go Bowling, says the corporate stuffed suit in a $2 commercial. I love bowl season

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

Don’t do the voice

Me, watching Josh Shapiro on Gameday:

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

I was the guy in the Dodgers dugout just yelling FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK after the home run so they had to keep dropping the audio