The eternal struggle between insatiable horniness and crushing insecurity

Lyrics from Daisy 2.0 by Ashnikko feat. Hatsune Miku Make your man call me daddy

just like me fr

bathroom selfie

good morning 🌞

y'all are USELESS

drop your most foolproof techniques to achieve orgasm below 👇

It's a serious problem 😭😭😭

If only 😘

I feel like I would have this man begging for more

bitch

DM me you silly goose

y'all ever wake up unbearably horny

yeah me neither

(also I don't have anything against this person I think, just saying)

seeing this guy say he's a political scientist was a slight jumpscare

I'm not trying to be funny here, but seems like an APD type 💀

(None of you will get this, but that's not really a necessary condition for me posting)

FROG

rate the fit

I like frogs

I really am kinda wasting away 😭

I got a new hat

new hat

*clears throat*
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me from my bartender days arm wrasslin

throwback photo:
me teaching some regulars how to armwrestle

I really can't put myself in the mindset people who don't have sex often

We all have dry spells, that's not what I mean, I mean living that way even in like long-term relationships and whatnot

Like sometimes people go months but I already start losing my mind if it's more than a couple days lol

On my main account someone followed me whose bio specifies both that they are not Keanu Reeves and that they are not Keanu Reeves' girlfriend

Well I have been told it's delicious

Not in the medium term

From what I've seen the consensus is it won't fully hit until April sometime

idk if that's true but we'll see

In the long-term I'm still bullish on America, I think the most likely long-term outcomes *are* "America is okay after all"

But there's some pain coming first

what's that under the blanket

three guesses lol

😊😊

me being lazy in bed

happy Sunday 😊

sounds rad tbh

Lyrics from Pete & Bas' "Gangster Sh**" Do you wanna come and get naked and play twister?

fellas,,

Incidentally, The Dead Don't Die is an excellent movie to watch while intoxicated

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