Happy 4/20 all my stoner gals

Wedding shit went from 0-100 . Went from the command center to the frontlines, making invites, booking vendor, hair and make up on and on and on

Today was really tough.

Not just the Maldives but most tourism locations with resorts have an offer tab where you can get discounts booking directly with the resort rather a third party, I took $1220 off the price just booking direct

Everyone always ask me like it’s some wizard spell booking my Maldives holiday but tbh the cheapest and easiest way to do it was just booking through the resorts themselves!

Booooooo, it’s Monday :(

1am McDonald’s girl meets 1am Taco Bell boy, a lovers tale old as time

Currently paying the price of eating some spicy ass food last night 😭🙃

Oh my glorious country of New Jersey, why must we get Spring, Summer, and Winter all within the same week?

Child holding up educational books to penguin display

Thinking about this kid who was holding up books about busses to all the fish and penguins at the aquarium

If you ban Jetpack Cat you’re a hoe (derogatory)

Hitting lvl 90 today just in time to bust MM bussy in SS without getting steamrolled

Freya w decent aim is sooooo busted in OW

On the plus side the housing feature is cute

Society so bad I had to resub on World of Warcraft

I love my country New Jersey, the girlies were in sundresses and flip flops 24 hours ago lmao

rly cool part of being alive is that i rly like giggling and kicking my feet over my little fictional guys then the not cool part of being alive is nuclear weapons

Wax ladies have gotten sooooooo comfy posting almost coochie on the IG timeline for advertising it’s gotten insane

Woooooohoooooo statewide recall buckle up ladies and gents it’s gonna be a bumpy Stoney ride

*Shows up 3 minutes early*
*Clocks in 4 mins late*
Aw damnit

What’s the key to my relationship?? Well
For one we wanna go halves on a birkin and take turns sharing it so unpack that and there’s your answer lol

I’ve been on a rampage lately unfollowing jello spine ass bitches who had no problem speaking up when CK was popped but suddenly can’t find a second for their government killing its own citizens

I’m the first girly to support a hottie showing body but I beg and plead to please leave the sheer dresses with the black thong underneath off the runway in 2026

NJ about to get a friggen blizzard 🇮🇹☃️

That teacher w the fly fits on TikTok, she got her trend on lock every single remake of her videos is like C- at best

Just the prototype labels for now but I love her she’s so cvnty

Naaaaaaaah Open AI trying to pump their “Merch” into streetwear just ruined my day LMFAO

Every time I see Dua Lipa I’m confused how women aren’t the supreme rulers of the planet. That woman could get me to battle if she very so much wanted to

Today’s Vibes Unfortunately

Yup that’s it😂 you can usually signify by how many sets of Micky Mouse ears the family still has on ☠️