It's always 2 weeks, and it never happens.

Drunk -600, Sober +850 on my card. I know where I'm putting my money.

That cat in the foreground knows things.

That "T" category is a big one! If I were that bad at businessing, not sure I would put my name on everything.

How short is trump? Dude is shrinking.

6?! That number is sooo much higher. Hoping there will be hell to pay when it comes out.

Ayman is not the one. He don't suffer no fool!

Oh My You, that's a lot of mentions for a very obviously innocent man...

Yes, don't be gay, but hide your Grindr account.

He'll never get a full night's sleep in his life unless it's in prison.

Brilliant!

"My name is KKK, you know who I am, dammnit!"

No, cause Indy escaped that boulder...

Grindr crashes during RNC events.

Because no one attending Trump rallies are paid extras...

Definitely a women's robe also.

The other 21% are on it.

Louis Black is not aging gracefully!

Aged like gas station sushi.

The headline and this picture of a Gen Xer don't match up.

Oh, golly no.

Do I even want to ask what the losers get?

If you stop testing, we'd have very few cases.

Was Judy Judy at least considered??

Wait, if you take out the thing that made those numbers bad, then the numbers would not be bad? I'm gonna have to do some research.

And they want to destroy the Dept of Education!

I mean, why post a picture of Steven Tyler, when the story is about Palin?

It's because she's a member of MS-13.

Chronic masterbation incident.

Tell that to her dog.