"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."
Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now
what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
timeline cleanse 🧼
A helicopter hovering low over the “front porch” raft to pick up an astronaut. The propeller is making huge circular waves radiating out from the raft
An astronaut and a crew recovery person dangling over the ocean from the helicopter hoist
There are certainly good reasons for every step in the crew recovery process but at this point it feels like they’re just putting the astronauts through as many of the most dramatic methods of transportation they can think of in one day
Maybe wait for it to be litigated?
I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
Five states have passed laws empowering residents to sue federal agents who violate their constitutional rights.
More states must take action as the Trump administration deploys officers across the country.
The Artemis II crew just gave us an 80's sitcom intro and it's absolutely hilarious! Freeze frames, cheesy grins, theme song energy. These are the four humans who are about to around the Moon. NASA said fun and we are here for it!
If you’re a Republican member of Congress sitting in your hands as the President repeatedly threatens to commit war crimes, you’re responsible for the outcome.
It’s on you.
Just saw a kid run up to a MetroBus as it was pulling away.
The bus driver kept driving, but a woman on the bus yelled “STOP, that’s my son!”
The driver stopped and let the kid on.
The kid was not the woman’s son.
Not sure what’s more impressive: the rider solidarity or the quick-thinking lie!
This is awesome. And the lie, all the way! (Also, hope the jerk driver's pillows are hot on both sides for eternity.)
How beautiful! His family will cherish it.
"Four Catholic faith leaders washed feet and offered Communion to 14 DHS detainees at the ICE facility in Broadview IL on Holy Thursday..."
"Outside in rain and heavy winds, 50 Catholic faithful held a Holy Thursday liturgy, blessed the delegation and held their own Washing of the Feet ritual..."
A useful idiot.
Yep, same! And one of the astronauts (Greg J.) was from my small home Just brings it ALL back!
A beet under my daughter's placemat.
If you don't add a beet under your daughter's dimly lit breakfast placemat, every April 1st, for 15 years, are you even a Dad? 😜
#aprilfools
note: this is not kink shaming. i don’t gaf what consenting adults do. i DO, however, gaf when those people try to take away the rights of others to do the same.
TMZ KRISTI NOEM BREAKS SILENCE ON CLAIM HUSBAND CROSS-DRESSES, WEARS FAKE BOOBS 03/31/2026 10:15 AM PDT Former Department of Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem is speaking out over allegations her husband, Byron Noem, is a cross-dresser who takes selfies wearing oversized fake boobs.
what a time to be alive
Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.
So understandable. You've hit a wall. I'm really sorry. Emails can hopefully wait and do whatever you can for self care.
How are you holding up? You're recovering, Inigo is on bedrest, and it must be torture not knowing what's going on with Luigi. Not a prayer gal but sending all the good thoughts your way.
For my next trick, this afternoon I will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take 30 minutes.
Too adorable not to post. She's making sure you see the sign.
#birdoftheday #birds #owls #adorable
Ideally, the thing-trying-to-kill-me and my immune system would be two different things.
Axolotl reaction time: #AGoodPlace
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It's not, and it's disappointing the Editor passed them on!
I hope it was a success and that you've had a smooth recovery!
Oh, those crackers are too big and only moms can make it better. Hope you got to see your Nola soon after and have a speedy recovery!
Hope all goes well with your surgery!
