purple haired woman ,meadow , adorned with a "listening to mitski" hat and an " I only listen to the mountain goats" tshirt

never let them know your next move

starting discourse about whether herbal tgirls are valid or not

if I'm apple CEO for a day im waking up, having some of the best coke money can buy, and calling a sudden shock press conference to say fuck it, we make cars now, project titan real, full line of cars, all sizes, itruck coming next week 2026

good luck tomorrow after I leave you fucks!

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

eggs will maintain a soft distance to their family and go like "okay sure mum keeps saying she loves me unconditionally but what if she knew about [THE THING]" and then themselves not even know what [THE THING] is

hel yea

A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”

some of y’all

in my newest piece of lesbian erotica, a villainess gets what she always wanted: her long-time nemesis at her mercy in latex (2,600 words)

philo.gay/stories/mind...

an x-15 multi tracker tape recorder with a price sticker that says 50 on it, it has a convenient carrying case

I've obtained a device

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Really good tardigrade culture in the Invertebrate teaching lab today! #invertebrates #tardigrades

image of a. a krill? a big shrimp? small lobster? idk some sort of crustacean on a green felt blanket next to a coors light. text over it reads “FRIDAY NIGHT IM THINKING THAT WE JUST MIGHT”

knife can be... found in a kitchen sharp used as a weapon Things that require knife stabbing to death knife is a way of... injure (v, body)

conceptnet.io/c/en/knife

pixel art illustration by Zoë Treez - 2026 title font that reads “Fuck Ice” a cool toned, cloaked knight is surrounded by bold red flames. their hand that holds their sword has their middle finger extended out, again to express the sentiment of Fuck Ice! The corners at the top are framed with small spiked flails

Protect Thy Neighbor ❤️‍🔥

#pixelart #illustration #art

hell yeah ourple!!!

still thinking about blas-twah

tweet thread from @austin_walker dated Sep 1, 2021 (quote retweet of a Pokemon Unite post featuring Blastoise in a vest and hat) uncle with a new job lookin, kings of comedy lookin ass Blastoise comin thru the function talkin bout his "just like new" Mazda Miata Blastoise at your graduation talkin bout "they aint used to do hair colors like that in my day! I ain't mad at it, I ain't mad, but it's new!" This Blastoise got an old ass leather wallet, stuffed to the brim with ones and cards for defunct auto body shops. AND it is ALWAYS threatening to fall out his pockets My man won 5k on a scratch ticket last week, got a whole new fit. Saw him in the church parking lot this weekend with to the deacon's sister, talkin bout "It's French, actually. It's pronounced 'Blas-twah'"

for those who missed it at the time

it gets worse the more I look at it

this sketch used to be an exaggeration lol youtube.com/shorts/jgerV...

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Vocals: Every Note Is E) YouTube video by Pluffnub

listening to the classics 😌https://youtu.be/qdTPdig3A9U?si=X8Uh2eIcGFNcnD1x

Forever in my head

The delivery of "yeah, constantly" always gets me

having a harassment campaign directed at her because of something someone else did that didn't have anything to do with her is very trans woman coded of chappel roan

i fucking told you this was a smear campaign

Look out for my youtube apology titled

"YES i did cannibalism on the northernlion Cruise, but there is more to the story then you think!"

hell yeah , great outfit !!!

spankopedia is so fun but I'm probably only going to use it to find Dr. Girlfriend clips that are already grafted to my frontal lobe

fucked up 😔

happy birthday!

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