Ha! Good fun wasn’t it? Also discovered it was directed by Michael Myers from Halloween.

Oh good. I’m in a “Great. I’m dying and I get to spend my day in a series of pointless fucking meetings” kind of mood.

My hairline.

Well, the one I use most is “I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it”

A 4K remaster of The Last Starfighter on YouTube you say? And I have wine? Excellent.

I'd forgotten about this but it's all come screaming back to me.

Thunderbugs. For those who found Hepburn a bit too hardcore. #totp

I don’t believe that man has had any NASA accredited training #totp

Football quiz: Name every team promoted to the Premier League Forty-one teams have been promoted into the Premier League, can you name them all?

41 out of 41. You CAN be productive on a Friday night.

There are many, many variables.

Just booked tickets to go and watch E.T. at the cinema with my eldest. I don’t think he’s fully prepared for watching a grown man weep for two hours.

“Now, whether he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.”

“But you're not as confused as him are you? I mean it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel is.”

I slowly rotate like a very damp kebab.

I’m more concerned about how you take your trousers down to use it.

Some good news at last.

“YOU LET JD VANCE DO A PEACE NEGOTIATION?!”

Five words you’re guaranteed to hear in an interview on Sunday Brunch. “So, you’ve got a podcast…”

Made it back ok last night. Things got a bit bumpy around Birmingham when daughter discovered a radio station that played nothing but show tunes.

Right. I've got to go to bed as I've got a 10 hour round trip to Aberystwyth and back today with my daughter demanding access to Spotify, which I think makes me the braver traveler than these astronauts.

Science. Bloody hell.

I really want to see it go to 0.

Oh. Earth's turned up. #ArtemisII

They did. We've just been enjoying it on Top of the Pops

You were given a copy of Hup on your first day of big school

Was tempted by that wasn't sure how Inspirals-heavy it would be (was never really bothered about them)

Being a teenager in the Midlands in the early 90s, you were legally obliged to love the Wonder Stuff. #totp

#totp

Bloody hell. Glad you’re doing ok. Thank god for universal healthcare.

Taking biochemist daughter to see Project Hail Mary in IMAX.

MASSIVE NERDING OUT.

Think a large chunk of it is Labour.