Let's commit tax fraud together x

Oh thank you!

Very into Taskmaster lately I feel a very strong need to discuss this show with people so if any of my oomfs are also into Taskmaster 😁😁😁😁

Oooh thank you !! :D

which mutual i am to you? light blue: mutual that talks A LOT maybe even too much teal: mutual with questionable taste but theres still hope orange: and what if... we... dated? green: mutual who i would fight with if i met in person brown: mutual that i would like to be closer with white: mutual with whom i would commit a crime dark blue: mutual that brings me only CONFUSION i dont know if we have friendship hate love respect what do you want from me?? purple: mutual that i find funny but think they're HILARIOUS yellow: good vibes mutual that is good to have on my timeline gray: mutual that is so smart and cool and i love hearing your thoughts please keep giving opinions never stop pink: i would like to know if you want to kiss me and build a life with me black: mutual that i would let bite me. no questions asked.

Heyyyyyy

Currently on my 5th date everything playthrough bc I can't get my curtains and my bathtub to fall in love with me no matter how hard I try

Princess of Power is sooooo good oh Marina u did it again !!! You'll always be my favourite pop girlie

AYO ????????

Anyways bluesky nation how do we feel about Yellowjackets ???? I've been getting really into the lesbian cannibalism show during my absence from here

Funny how the switch 2 came out and suddenly my switch isn't charging anymore hmmmmmm

Like this kind of stupid discourse happens every fucking week it's not even surprising anymore but to have it now coming from other lesbians ??????? Deeply unserious behaviour

There's so much (pointless) lesbian discourse going on on the bird app once again IM EXHAUSTED WHO GAF IF A LESBIAN ON TWITTER DOT COM JOKES ABOUT WANTING TO KNOCK UP HER KPOP MAN THE WORLD IS DOING A NOSEDIVE INTO FACISM WE SHOULD BE GATHERING BRICKS INSTEAD ??????????

YOOO

I luv putting as many things as possible on my carabiner. I luv jingling and jangling w every step I take 🙂‍↕️

HI SILKE

Hello phluesky nation it's been a while

phuboad three days in a row ........ what are they cooking

the way my cats somehow manage to take up 80% of my bed and forcing me to curl up like a shrimp in a tiny corner .......... how to they do that ......... why do they do that ........

I feel so normal about that photo of phil half in (out of?) his aziraphale costume ....... welcome back slutty dailybooth phil I guess

lesbianism is a spectrum

fanart of dan and phil in their crowley and aziraphale halloween costumes, by honeyplumhowell

ALSO for the aziracrow phannie lovers I got this signed by dan and phil hehe

I'm good !! (a bit tired from travelling and then jumping right back into a v packed schedule) N U ????

HELLO PHANNIESKY I FORGOT ABOUT U A BIT

it's so windy here I was clutching this thing for dear life

dan and phil on the golden circle tour !!

tit era isn't over until I see the phantwerp crowd pic btw <3 (dan literally told us that just bc he takes a pic doesn't mean he's gonna post it but I will hold out hope I will see that pic one day)

they gave it away yesterday 😭😭 I saw a few people leave with some of the pieces after the show, but assumed they'd have /something/ left and just couldn't bring everything bc the venue for today is really small

dan and phil I'm sorry for showing up at your final show in yoga pants I just could not bring myself to turn looks today

I'm very glad we weren't sitting anywhere near them though, but oomf was sit at the row behind dnp and next to sarah and ben

ngl it really helps they're just as awkward as us 😭😭 they looked kinda unsure of what to do as they saw us and then we heard phil quietly say 'just say hi to them' to dan 🥺