No, Trump is just a crooked asshole.

Never saw anything about that. Don't think something like that is going to happen right before the eastern final.

No

FIFA is almost as corrupt as Trump, so it's no surprise that they would cook something like this up.

Piss off. How's that?

How average.

And here's to not posting all caps.

But you're not. Instead, you decided to be an idiot.

Hmmm, all caps. Just like Trump.

So true.

🖕

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

It was a lousy sequel the first time around. Were you expecting empathy from Michael Meyers?

I see a lot of problems with your country.

Waaaaaahhhh!

It's because of Trump and the GOP being such assholes. That shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

When someone is 6'9" or so, it should be news if they couldn't dunk a basketball.

Looks like nobody told the Habs they had game today. TSN blackouts are good sometimes. Cue the comeback.

Patriot. 🇺🇸 😢

You found $40 billion to bail out Argentina.

But refuse to provide a dime to keep American children from going hungry.

Show some leadership, get off the golf course and reopen the government.

Too bad sandwich guy didn't shove it up his ass.

And that comes from an expert on pulling giant scams.

And he's nuts don't forget that.

Really worth reading the entire 60 minutes interview transcript but admit this part got me laughing out loud.

Well, he would have been lying for at least 45 of those minutes.

Guess your safe then.

From the Battle of the Japanese Garden. Unspeakable carnage.
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