He has too much damn energy

Does anyone still play Pikmin Bloom?

My friend code is 207170571350 please add me these mushrooms are killing me

sorry you won’t be able to play baseball anymore :(

A photo of the Mack truck from Cars with the text “IT’S NOTHING SOME IBUPROFEN AND A BLUNT AND FIVE BEERS AND A HEAD INJURY AND JACKING OFF AND KILLING MYSELF CAN’T FIX”

Happy Monday everyone

Good looks on the BSL this morning. Does anyone recognize the “wide awake” one on the right? Never seen it before.

Somewhere in Philly this mascot costume is rotting in a supply closet

If every democrat moved like this, we’d have a proper opposition party

Does anyone else still use BeReal or is it just me and three other people keeping that app floating

You can tell Monday actually sucked because I was posting like a 40 year old

Every so often I get an email reminding me I’m still on the waitlist for Rutgers (I applied in 2017)

Monday is really Mondaying today

I hope somebody steals my identity. See if you can do any better!

You accidentally went backstage for your Truman Show

Holy shit did you guys just see that??? Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock

Hulu heard streaming service slander and cut the feed lmao

Did anyone else just get gaslit by Hulu into believe the ceremony is over?

LIKE I SAID

DUNE ARMY WE STAY WINNING

Rap World snubbed for best short film

The French culture vultures not even mentioning Mexico during their speech vs the incredible speech by the artists who made No Other Land #noticing

if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country

Johnsonville unironically doing a “forget politics, I just wanna be at the damn grill” commercial

It’s a recession indicator

This Bond musical thing was right there in Project 2025.

I made a photoshop of me taking a selfie on gm_construct and idk why or what to do with it

i think this is very true. not me though, i'm built different. god put me on this earth to send emails and send emails i do

Anyone seen any good movies lately? I’m on a bad movie run and it’s depressing

Nothing more embarrassing than running during daylight hours. I hate making eye contact with people while I look like the 😨emoji

GO BIRDS