phone calls are rough for mice. they don't pick up your frequencies. and people keep thinking you're pranking them with the telephone gibberish sound effect that cartoons use

your speed is set to 1.5x for the rest of the day because it's the first espresso you've had since shrinking ☕

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it's giving you an uncanny performed spectacle because it's Content slop, not because it wishes it were a clips4sale video. having an attractive woman act like a bimbo makes the ragebait more effective. idk, the nonsexual explanation makes too much sense to me

i don't doubt there are people who could get off to it, and it does have horny energy, but i'm still not really convinced enough to just take it as gospel, like "hey did you know this was Actually secretly fetish content this whole time (and 10 other things i was today years old when i learned)".

squeak this is what i'm talking about though,,, if that's what these videos are then where is their intended audience

i'd love to be proven wrong but i don't think those ragebait food tiktok videos a few years ago were actually fetish content. you would've been able to point to people getting horny about them if that's what they were for, right

this butterfly is blue for an amazing reason

in a just world a $200 pitch shift VST would be covered as gender-affirming care

i'd love to stream games while squeaky because i like being watched and slightly embarrassing myself but i don't have the personality for it... i am too much like a frightened animal

hang on, i speak squeak ^^
i think she's saying:

get BACK to work this INSTANT!
I am NOT wasting my time on personal indulgences, and neither should you!
What? I'm talking at a normal speed!
You can't hear me through the "high pitched ringing"? Agh!

(i have no idea who this post is for but i would explode if i didn't express these thoughts. i have a dozen more posts i could be making about different videos. The Voyeurism Situation is Insane)

like, she doesn't want women "performing masculinity", so she is made hyperfeminine, in an almost retributive way. the words she was saying are smoothed off to leave a pretty face that can be jerked off to, but without looking promiscuous. congratulations

the edit interacts with the video in a lot of strange, intimate ways. this isn't how Mrs. Midwest intended to be seen, and i'm sure she'd have something to say about the Perversion and Degeneracy of this, but the message feels completely aligned still

speeding it up makes this feeling worse. you don't really have time to process it; the dogwhistles are too high-pitched. it sounds so cheery and quaint when you can't think too hard about what "progressive people loving diversity of ethnicities but not ideologies" means

the unedited video is blithely terrifying, in a way you probably don't need me to translate for you. speaking with a blinding pearly-white smiley-face façade about the joys of "traditional women going their own way". something around you churns in the mesopelagic zone

Mrs. Midwest fast motion YouTube video by Fast Famous Females

this video is haunting me right now for so many reasons

the speedplay side of youtube feels like wandering a fucking liminal space. long-abandoned objects whose original purpose lost are instead ogled by a floating pair of eyes and it's so eerie

ohhh aptophilia. that's a good word. i'm not 100% sure if it applies because it seems to mostly refer to physical bodies but i don't usually think in terms of those so this is kind of as close as it gets

thank you for 100 followers!! i never thought so many people would be interested in this,,

i was born to be an avid deviantart user who posts 1000 recolors of a character

temporarily wiping your memory of your weirdest kink, so it can be shown to you all over again. what you think you ought to be rubbing up against the truth of your body's base reactions. "no, really, this isn't a reality warping thing, you've always been into this. this would be normal for you."

zhu yuan from zzz but what if she got out of a hollow and she was, for some reason, sped up so she was put on paid leave while someone figures out what kind of corruption this is

and then her boobs grew lol!!!!

it's kinda funny to have such high standards for myself wrt contributing to conversations when all most people hear anyway is just squeaksqksqksqueak

it's too many morae...

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niche bandcamp artist discovered me being normal about a song of theirs with extremely sped-up vocals. if you need me i will be hiding my face behind a craft pompom and making undignified sounds

making little think break "yeah! woo!" samples at you

your containment procedures will be adjusted accordingly. in the interim, you may want to accustom yourself to speaking at a higher pitch by recording your voice and listening back to it at 2x speed. :3

just found out that you're under a slight anesthetic effect Right Now from the nitrogen in the air you're breathing and that you'd think measurably quicker if you were breathing heliox

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1130736/