You cannot be a Yankees fan and also claim to love The Goonies. These are two incongruent stances.

a baseball broadcast featuring the braves and angels, both benches have cleared and are on the field after a skirmish between players

everyone: omg people are fighting
me: WAS A CHALLENGE INVOLVED
everyone: ...what?

Picture of a filmstrip projector

How about one of these bad boys, when this came out you knew shit was about to go down

Impeach, convict, throw him into a volcano, apologize to the volcano then go out for drinks.

Just read this start to finish for what must be the 15th time, but this one felt especially poignant what with the date and also *waves hands around generally*

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The OJ Trial

Let's annotate.
1. Begins with a CLEAR statement laying out WHO the culprit is and what he is doing.
2. Specifically says what he thinks needs to happen next.
3. Calls out his own institution.

THIS IS THE BASEMENT in terms of a response & his colleagues are underground.

bsky.app/profile/fros...

"What can Democrats do?"

When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him.

So, you know, that.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

Craig Watterson

Looking forward to playing football for an eternity starting tomorrow

A picture of the Bat-signal being lit up against the night sky of Gotham City, only the Batman logo has been replaced with the atom/baseball from the EWStats logo

🧵/1 Okay, EWStats sometimes could use some help scrounging up more esoteric info, so we're starting a new thing: the *STAT SIGNAL*. We're putting out the call to EW listeners to help us find the answers to burning questions from the podcast and it's competitions and/or 'prop bet' games.

Oh thank god I can finally talk about this and say YAYYYYYYY

SO MANY DISASTERS

Hocus Pocus by Focus

I'm not crying you're crying but I am also crying too

As a devoted user of the oxford comma, what the fuck?

How's your evening, I just spent the last couple hours solving the permutations of a 4-way tiebreaker for a gaming league on pencil and paper and my brain is mush

Someone pointed out to me, completely deadpan, that I am now an extremely reasonable age to be a grandfather and I think I'm done with other people

Avery Brooks as Cpt. Benjamin Sisko in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."

In 1993, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" made a Black man the star of a major sci-fi franchise and his character was like the Platonic ideal of a loving father, a great cook, a man who uplifted others, who was kind and tolerant but MILITANTLY so, and who also had flaws like any other human. Hail Sisko

GOD DAMMIT STOP PLUNKING BYRON BUXTON

That is the most ridiculous 'call stands' i have ever seen. How in the world

The socks and red sleeve make it look like they're on different teams

check @ewstats.com, we were all over it the past few days

I thought the stats were what he did over the entire series and was like "oh man we really DO suck"

And furthermore, to build on this and what it is quoting:

If you can’t be bothered to write your own words or draw your own art, then why should I be bothered to read your regurgitated, processed slop that you had no hand in creating?

If you use AI, you are mid and useless as a creator by default

Update: Deeps is back home. He's very sad and has a ton of sutures in his back, but he's doing okay.

The face of an anxious papillon

Deeps is going in for surgery today. Please send positive vibes our way. He’s pretty anxious (as are we)

My god. (complementary)