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A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read
A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read YouTube video by GetPayroll

Weird homepage pull.

I learned something new about America today.

Girls you have it so hard. Its not fair.

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Darling needed to reach their $300 goal TWO DAYs Ago!!

DONATE and BOOST!!

#Urgent
#MutualAid

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Unfortunately still stuck.

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3 days ago 5 8 0 0

i cant even open a jar with my bare hands anymore after being on hormones for 15 months but yeah I'm sure an athlete still has exactly the same performance level after gender transition 🙄

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Soup without a texture

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

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Dark Souls 2 now has pathtracing! (how to install)
Dark Souls 2 now has pathtracing! (how to install) YouTube video by fromsoftserve

youtu.be/J5oax-iNgOY

[Dark Souls 2 now has pathtracing! (how to install)]

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Birdy the Mighty (1996) #anime #animation #90sanimeedits #animeedit #retroanime #akira
Birdy the Mighty (1996) #anime #animation #90sanimeedits #animeedit #retroanime #akira YouTube video by Philosophical Tetsu
3 hours ago 1 0 1 0
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This is why I am so super into traditional armor with modern tactical harnesses and shit. It just looks SO fucking cool and practical, and also why I draw armor the way I do.

3 weeks ago 181 37 7 0
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Nakey Nakrey

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Screenshot of a The Globe and Mail article titled “The long and costly shadow of COVID-19,” by health columnist André Picard.

Main image shows a large outdoor installation of hundreds of red cots arranged on grass, each with a pillow, symbolizing people affected by long COVID. A person walks among the cots.

Caption explains the display represents millions living with post-infectious illness, set up near the Washington Monument in May 2023.

Screenshot of a The Globe and Mail article titled “The long and costly shadow of COVID-19,” by health columnist André Picard. Main image shows a large outdoor installation of hundreds of red cots arranged on grass, each with a pillow, symbolizing people affected by long COVID. A person walks among the cots. Caption explains the display represents millions living with post-infectious illness, set up near the Washington Monument in May 2023.

The long and costly shadow of COVID-19

"An estimated 400 million people in the world have suffered from long COVID since the pandemic began"

"Long COVID has a health system and economic impact that is similar to stroke or multiple sclerosis, but has not sparked the same response"

archive.md/JWmlM

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A four-panel comic by @MrLovenstein featuring two characters, one blue and one purple, with a pink background.

- **First panel:** The blue character says, "I'M HORNY."
- **Second panel:** The purple character hits the blue character on the head with a bat, saying, "GO TO HORNY JAIL." The sound effect is "BONK."
- **Third panel:** The blue character is lying on the ground with blood coming from their head. The purple character stands next to them.
- **Fourth panel:** The purple character, now panicking, says, "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FU."

Text at the bottom reads, "COMIC SPONSORED BY THE MAGNIFICENT BRANDON DELAMP."

A four-panel comic by @MrLovenstein featuring two characters, one blue and one purple, with a pink background. - **First panel:** The blue character says, "I'M HORNY." - **Second panel:** The purple character hits the blue character on the head with a bat, saying, "GO TO HORNY JAIL." The sound effect is "BONK." - **Third panel:** The blue character is lying on the ground with blood coming from their head. The purple character stands next to them. - **Fourth panel:** The purple character, now panicking, says, "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FU." Text at the bottom reads, "COMIC SPONSORED BY THE MAGNIFICENT BRANDON DELAMP."

This doesn’t even make sense really to share here but I’ve been waiting for an excuse

1 year ago 15 5 2 0

It's rent time soon, open for a few of these!

DM if interested!!

I also have a kofi:
ko-fi.com/weufer

12 hours ago 23 17 0 0
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/ feet
they probably smell like cider

4 days ago 219 45 5 0
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Some #Laufer Worship
#lauferweek26

3 days ago 76 14 0 0
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bridget

3 weeks ago 1781 335 5 1
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Give in to Kat and lock up already, geez. It'll be FINE ; she'll just walk around barefoot all day, wave her toes in your face, and stick her feet in your lap, all of which is totally not anything you're into, so locking up shouldn't be a problem....right? 😇
#feeties #lockup #caged

1 day ago 74 16 2 0
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Indeed. 🤧

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It's Not You Claude It's Me
It's Not You Claude It's Me YouTube video by Protocoding

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It's ok, let yourself get distracted for a second... it's perfectly natural~ 💜

#feet #feetsky

11 hours ago 62 13 8 2

Good fuck that bloated bastard

9 hours ago 8 2 1 0

💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #MABoost

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Food Foodie GIF Alt: Yellow bear in a red shirt sitting in a cave at a plaid table with spoon and knife, with a bowl before him. In the text below, it says “yes please”, as the bear wiggles in anticipation for food.
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drew an egg

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Why the Epstein Files Didn't Start a Revolution
Why the Epstein Files Didn't Start a Revolution YouTube video by uncivilized

youtu.be/qQU8HBzKpTU

[Why the Epstein Files Didn't Start a Revolution]

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Parents Are Not Parenting Their Sons and Teachers Are Facing The Consequences
Parents Are Not Parenting Their Sons and Teachers Are Facing The Consequences YouTube video by Shayna Conde

youtu.be/TO3NqgQmeUI

[Parents Are Not Parenting Their Sons and Teachers Are Facing The Consequences]

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a man with long red hair wearing a helmet Alt: a man with long red hair wearing a helmet

Mother, wouldst thou truly Lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?

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A woman corrupted into a creature of dark slime with highlights of glowing cyan. She sits in a relaxed pose, her dark armor peeled back to reveal her nude form, and she plays with her large monstrous cock.

A woman corrupted into a creature of dark slime with highlights of glowing cyan. She sits in a relaxed pose, her dark armor peeled back to reveal her nude form, and she plays with her large monstrous cock.

"Lines of cyan like veins of ore"

A quick sketch loosely inspired by a thing my friend @saltytea.bsky.social wrote 🧿

2 weeks ago 1201 282 14 1
Fanart of God-Queen Marika from Elden Ring.
Marika is nude except for some golden jewelry, and sitting astride a comparatively small tarnished warrior below her. Sunlight streams into her bedchamber, and illuminates the lower half of her body but cuts off leaving her face in shadow. Behind her head, the runes of the Elden Ring burn golden and luminous.
Marika is riding the tarnished, placing one bracing hand on their chest and cradling one of their hands in the other. The tarnished is clearly smitten, and hanging on for dear life.

Dialogue:
Impudent Tarnished... By this thy plan to... "Fix me?"

Fanart of God-Queen Marika from Elden Ring. Marika is nude except for some golden jewelry, and sitting astride a comparatively small tarnished warrior below her. Sunlight streams into her bedchamber, and illuminates the lower half of her body but cuts off leaving her face in shadow. Behind her head, the runes of the Elden Ring burn golden and luminous. Marika is riding the tarnished, placing one bracing hand on their chest and cradling one of their hands in the other. The tarnished is clearly smitten, and hanging on for dear life. Dialogue: Impudent Tarnished... By this thy plan to... "Fix me?"

Many may say that Queen Marika is a ruthless theocratic tyrant, responsible for untold war crimes and the ruin of her world.

But have you considered that big lady pretty? 🥺

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Link & Sheik Poster Art from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

Link & Sheik Poster Art from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

Link & Sheik Poster Art - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D

3 months ago 731 136 9 11

Hahaha, that's silly!

Yes.

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