Wrong, bitch!

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

if *~*the vets*~* now includes foreign militaries I hope IHOP is giving 15% off to the KINETIC WARFIGHTERS of the irgc

The year is 1969. Man lands on the moon. Back on Earth, the Concorde flies its first test for a commercial supersonic airline.

The year is 2026. Man circles the moon and will, a few years later, land. Back on Earth, there is a concept of a plan for commercial supersonic flights.

I thought the dumb kid with the eyebrow was the terror guy.

I’m just a squishy liberal can a WARFIGHTER tell me if a 104 degree fever and general lethargy enhance KINETIC LETHALITY

Imagine having sympathy for Lynchburg, shameful stuff.

It is good when bad things happen to bad people.

After taking my mandatory Microsoft copilot training I have spent time today trying to figure out the most expensive and useless things I can ask Microsoft copilot to do.

If I did not have a manager, I am not *less* likely to do things like this.

It’s sort of noteworthy how the whole marble-statue-avatar *~*western civilization*~* crowd seems very hostile to western countries and solicitous of non-western dictatorships.

is that good

when the negotiations are going well

Bring a breathalyzer to his deposition

Why are you calling him “commander in chief” in the context of a party? It’s not a general purpose term. It is specifically related to the military.

You don’t have to lust for a dictator just because you’re owned by a right wing nepo baby.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

lmao that voice is she a film-flam artist in a 1940s movie??

“It’s a free country” means you can go to a klan rally if you want; it does not mean people have to respect or not criticize your choices.

They’re probably just going to six flags abu dhabi

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Shut up, idiot

Is that good

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

So, a permanent underclass designed to be exploited while driving down everyone else’s wages.

Navy budget is simple: you spend a trillion dollars so some stupid asshole can post snuff films of people getting killed in speedboats, and then you lose the freedom of navigation of the world’s seas to a country that barely even has a navy.

This is called The National Interest.

Every time there is not enough fish to go around everyone who wants more fish blames someone besides themselves. In this case people in the PNW are blaming sea lions instead of their fucked up industrialized rivers and large population centers.

Pretty sure it’s because you guys fucked up all your rivers, dumb ass

👏Samuel👏Alito👏doesn’t👏owe👏you👏anything👏

We don’t have to put up with this. We don’t have to tolerate the people who did this. This is not a serious way to run a government. Throw them all out.

Insurrectionists should hang.