Good news, I challenged it (there was no reason given for the denial) and it was ultimately approved. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole. 🤠

Having PTO denied because one other person is scheduled off (which wasn’t approved when I submitted my request) should be illegal.

“You’re 87?? What’s your secret?”

“First of all, save this video to share with your friends.”

🫠

Unreal experience to see two commercials following the finale:
- Season premiere info for Rick and Morty
- Macklemore’s “Can’t Hold Us” for Chipotle’s high protein menu

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how it feels to know that Smiling Friends is ending tonight

Not only has @straaubs.garden hung up on me for this same reason, but several of my coworkers have as well. City folk just don’t get it.

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You know the right answer...

M... M....... Mine............ Craft?

Minecraft..........................................

I've spent an alarming amount of time researching how to self host my own email. I think I finally have a solution figured out.

It won't be long before you're only able to contact me via email and carrier pigeon. 🐦‍⬛

She has learned how to FaceTime me. She called to tell me she’s liking the phone so far. 😅

I converted my mom, a lifelong Android user, to an iPhone today. Please keep me in your thoughts.

I’ve been running a #homelab since 2011. It’s been through dozens of iterations across multiple homes. Here are semi-recent pics of what what’s racked up. The three Dell servers are currently powered off, but everything else is actively used. 🤠

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If I were a robot, there would be signs…

Hello world. 👋

✅ I'm not a robot.