October is going to be my year. I can feel it.

What about brained rain

Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet

These cycles are so brutal sometimes.
The end feels so close but there are still so many hours of frustratingly hard and tired work between now and the end.

I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.

Estranged Dad birthday funny cybertruck

The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.

He's trying to hold in all the supplements

Gave my favorite medicine:
30 minutes in the room by yourself

Yeah

Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department

The circle of MAHA

If medicine didn't work, try vibes

This guy with his "information"

Is this the participation trophy that they warned us about

Go home Morty

I am typing so hard

I am raging mad.
Everyone at work asking if I'm okay and I just stomp around because I'm so mad

Yes, everyone

I wish I wasn't but I'm actually mad that this exists.
I hope they never sell a single slice

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this.
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS

Taking a page out of the Catholic playbook

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that old adage

In fairness you're probably still dry in the hearse

Sorry for the deflationary clarification

I can't imagine a circumstance in which I would need to know that