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Posts by captainheck
not replaced by ai yet
i hate that bad ideas sound so persuasive. humans are capable of reason, but not governed by it
420 snuck up on me this year and i forgot to get everyone presents
only half of the kids survived this
yikes
But how can we tell when it starts? It's always more crazy and dangerous
What the fuck do you have against the French, Jeremy???
I don't have much time today. I have a lot of work to do. So I am going to sit here for the next three hours, focus, and do nothing else until I get it all done.
*three minutes later*
Google, why is Chris Isaak in Silence of the Lambs?
Any journalist who works with this PR firm after this is both a fool and a bootlicker.
They are so good at being stupid
The Guardian is FINALLY asking the right questions about global politics! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
they dont even include homelander?
It is coming up to that time of year when my wife and I kind of fade out of things, the end of the semester for me and the end of session for her at the capital includes around the clock work so we end up having zero time to just relax or do anything fun but then the celebrating after is always lit
uffda had to pay over 8 grand in taxes, didnt withhold enough and made too much i guess but no worries with the demographic cliff i will probably lose a class or two each year until i retire basically
for the first time in recorded history only a minority of americans find religion important in their lives and next we will catch up with europe heck the younger generations are already there while we wait for the older gens to move on
now i would not say that all republicans are pieces of shit but... oh wait no yes, yes i would
How much did the top #mngov candidates raise on average per day between Jan 1 and Mar 31?
GOP - (90 days)
Qualls - $124,624.97 = $1,384
Demuth - $225,802.93 = $2,508
Lindell - $495,987.98 = $5,510
DFL - (62 Days)
Klobuchar - $4,856,578.40 = $78,331
Oof.
people dont want amy klobuchar to be gov but then its likely to be jacob Frey yeall but hey, i like waltz but what are you gonna do? actually our previous mayor carter in st paul is also awesome imho
wait a minute, when are taxes due again?
they will wait until forced, and the copyrighted stuff is still enough of a percent of the data they use they don't want to give it up quite yet but our gov forcing them to give it up also wont stop ai development as the ai bros always argue
endings are just beginnings in disguise
i keep reading about male loneliness which is something i actually felt a dozen or so years ago but it was because i was with someone who purposefully cut me off from my friends whereas now i am with someone who is the opposite but i doubt that is the situation other dudes are in