”How is this legal” is a really funny thing for a republican to say in 2026

Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Dumbass

Not to mention how foolish the Washington County Commissioners look - kissing the boots of fascist only to end up with nothing but moral bankruptcy

So as it stands, the government spent over $100 million on an abandoned warehouse that will continue to sit abandoned. Despite the fact that their intentions were pure evil - it was just a colossal waste of tax payers money.

Another step in the right direction with keeping these disgusting people out of Maryland with their detention camps

Judge Halts ICE Warehouse Conversion in Maryland, Requires New Environmental Review The order halts work at the Williamsport warehouse and forces a new federal environmental review, raising new questions about when — or even if — the facility can open.

A federal judge again halted ICE’s Maryland warehouse conversion, requiring a full environmental review — a process officials said could take years. Court filings show the agency approved its initial review in a single day, then purchased the property the next.

Judge Halts ICE Warehouse Conversion in Maryland, Requires New Environmental Review The order halts work at the Williamsport warehouse and forces a new federal environmental review, raising new questions about when — or even if — the facility can open.

From @projectsaltbox.com - open.substack.com/pub/projects...

New: Judge Hurson granted @oagmaryland.bsky.social's request for a temporary injunction in Maryland v. Mullin, pausing retrofitting work at the Williamsport warehouse. ICE may proceed only with limited repairs pending a full environmental review. No conversion work may continue.

Eat shit, tax man

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

A van that says “Christ Cream” on the side with two people standing next to it.

May want to rethink that name on the van.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – April 14, 2026 Major League Baseball Celebrates the Legacy and Social Impact of Jackie Robinson Annual April 15th Recognition of Jackie Robinson Day Will Highlight His Influence on the Sport and Contributions to Society CC Sabathia, Andruw Jones, Michael Harris II, Lawrence Butler, Denzel Clarke, Victor Scott II, Maya Brady and Jayda Coleman Participate in Original MLB Content New York Mets Visit Los Angeles Dodgers on ESPN For Nationally Televised Jackie Robinson Day Matchup

four panel Anakin and Padmé meme: Anakin, captioned: "Highlight His Influence on the Sport and Contributions to Society" Padmé, smiling: "including his activism?" Anakin: [stare] Padmé, looking serious now: "...including his activism?"

"“They’re making a distinction between people who they believe should have the Second Amendment right to carry, and people who they believe should not have that Second Amendment right.”

Purge these misogynistic pigs

Hell yeah - more garbage out. Who’s next?

Good. May your soul be filled with dread

Maryland Orders Washington County to Freeze Sewer Expansion for Planned ICE Detention Center A state environmental order bars the county from expanding its sewer system, the latest obstacle in a legal fight over the federal government's plan to detain immigrants in a warehouse there

New: Maryland ordered Washington County to freeze all sewer expansion today, finding the county's infrastructure cannot handle waste from the proposed ICE detention facility — and that its sewerage plan, last updated in 2009, is too outdated to evaluate whether it ever could.

The country's descent into fascism cannot be understood without interrogating U.S. policing. But folks across the political spectrum are allergic to this so here we are.

Again, you can’t be “abolish ice” without shutting down the entire system. It’s literally the same people

Get fucked.

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

what else can we get JD to do this weekend

Who could have predicted?

I bet if the couch was involved in peace talks, Vance would reach a deal.

ISLAMABAD, April 11, 2026:

Iran: gets a “guarantee” not to get attacked plus control of the strait with a tolling system

Trump: gets some rare Alf pogs

Start illegal war, kill children, send economy into the sewer, kill more people, ask for peace talks

This is literally the hot dog costume meme.