In celebration of @snowbikemike.bsky.social getting knee-deep into his Majora's Mask playthrough over on his Twitch channel(and YouTube) I named my new horse...
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The US lost because it spent tons of expensive and scarce munitions, killed a bunch of civilians for no purpose, failed to topple Iran's regime, made its allies in the Gulf feel more vulnerable than ever, damaged the global economy, and its President came off looking like a lunatic no one can trust.
America, every single day before 2025: "We need to have all these guns in case the government become tyrannical and we need to overthrow it!"
America, since 2025: "We are powerless against the government."
In the chat watching The JABRONI OF TIME @snowbikemike.bsky.social freak it and complete his first Zelda game. Mini's of support!
oh fuck me
RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked
WWLKD #re9
(bonus panel below)
RE9 comic Grace screams as the helicopter she's piloting goes down Leon watches on from a window Grace escapes with Emily from the burning wreckage in the background Leon, talking to the audience: "women drivers, am I right"?
leon "pfft, women" kennedy #re9
... and on international women's day, too π
grace was being completely sincere but ended up dealing more damage to leon than he's ever been dealt in his entire life
RE9 comic Grace: so how many kids do you have? Leon: what makes you think I have kids? Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart
GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9
Yes please
a doodle of me doodling leon
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#residentevil 9
Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.
Yes they do
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
edit of Simpsons screenshot of 34-year old high schooler Kyle Darren from Marge vs. the Monorail he is now 51-year old Leon Kennedy
He's cool, he's sexy, he's 51 years old! Let's hear it for Leon Kennedy!!
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.
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RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style
this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9
RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"
i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me π #re9
Yup, I've been tracking with the idea of booking in April but I'm probably going to have to jump the gun a bit because everything I'm tracking is on an upward trajectory.
I suck, but if I think you deserve a block, it's gotten real bad for your ass.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
The Enterprise MU two-parter is so fun. I Always forget how close it is to the end of the show
So this is a slow build to cancelling the mid-terms, yeah? Let the pot boil for 6 months, stage a terrorist attack or two, and just call'er a day?
Why is Iran bombing Dubai in the UAE? Here's the context. They're punching Trump in the pocketbook, and he was 'unprepared.' www.murphy.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...
Russian oligarchs in Dubai
And up here Carney is proving his Davos speech was mere wind as the government has put out a statement in support of US actions. This fucking sucks.
tuned into mainstream American news stations to see what the deal is and of course they're reporting it as business as usual, and not insane colonial overreach with no logical pretense. not sure why I'd hoped for more. this country has a deep sickness.
Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."
Lorraine Schneider, 1967.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy