a suit of armor with a tiny waist and flared out hips. kind of looks like a little metal skirt almost. this is beyond hourglass shape, it straight up doesn't look possible. like when someone does too much photoshop and the doorframe behind them bends

a second cunty small waist suit of armor. this one has dramatic flared shoulder pieces as well

me n the boys in our cunty snatched waist armor

dude last night we arrived at the USPS Regional Destination Facility at like 2:04 a.m. and then at like 5:47 a.m.we departed the USPS Regional Destination Facility and started Moving Through the Network it was crazy

Yeah

Nice. I hope you’ll share it someday

Dr. Dennis E. Elbow

Oh yeah?

I stole this photo and double posted from Twitter

Back to work tomorrow

Okay but who is Dennis

What happened with Dennis elbow

Oh okay that makes sense

Why

Putting my emotional regulation skills to the test by leaving the fridge open and letting it beep in my ear while I cook breakfast

I love going to bed

God my timing is terrible

Thank you Rory and that’s right Iain, very good. I’m actually taping off a room to paint as we speak haha

Show hog

🥹🥹 thank you that means a lot

I’ll show you a hot pickle

You’re never gonna believe this but sometimes they fry them… and they’re really good

I hope to someday be an old eccentric garden lady they write a little article about in a home & garden magazine because I have like a notable collection of Japanese maples or something

He’s really quite special isn’t he

Oh okay that’s to bulk post that’s cool

Can I save drafts on here what’s this button do

Grom!

Here’s one from last night

Hiya

You can take the girl out of Posting, but you can’t take Posting out of the girl

Trying to move over here from Twitter but I honestly think I’m just not cut out for social media at all anymore

Baconed eggened cheese