As someone whose hatred of cheese burns with the white-hot fire of a billion exploding suns, my favorite pizza is a hamburger.

I never should have let him read "The Secret Garden."

A TV interview close-up of a gray-haired man in a gray suit and tie, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. Yellow on-screen text at the bottom reads “MICHAEL JACKSON.” Small timestamp-style numbers appear in the lower right corner.

It'd be funny if the marketing for the Michael Jackson movie was an elaborate bait-and-switch and it was really a biopic about this guy.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Nobody but establishment Dems like to focus exclusively on Trump in ways that I feel drops the ball and will make us vulnerable to very bad things in the post-Trump era.

I feel like it’s poorly understood that the Republican Party and the oligarch class won’t suddenly stop being Nazis once Trump is gone.

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It's almost your duty to see this movie as a "fuck you" to David Zaslav.

When Alan Dershowitz was hired to make Claus von Bülow, O.J. Simpson, and Leona Helmsley look good, he thought that meant in comparison to him.

Just heard we lost Alan Dershowitz to the Republican Party and I feel absolutely sick about it.

They call the movie HAMNET because in Shakespeare Times, the internet was made of ham.

Oh, man. I had a package of cut fruit and sat down to enjoy some when I got clumsy, overturned the package, and it went all over the floor. And unfortunately, the 5-second rule does not apply to moist foods on carpet. BOO!!!!!

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

The Amish would be happy to have them, the bro dudes would be happy to live like feral pigs, and everybody who likes living in the present would be happy to never again have to hear from these dudes or have them impact our society.

"Ancient topics." Manosphere chuds are hilarious in their obsession with the ancient world. As if they wouldn't go crazy and chill themselves within five minutes of being stuck in a pre-industrial society.

But if they want to walk the walk, let them go and live among the Amish.

*Statues of Jesus* have more legal protections than Palestinians or Lebanese civilians, who you can slaughter in droves without complaints

"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution" is so fucking funny to me

Feel like it should be a bigger story that Howard Lutnick's firm (run by his kids) created a financial product to buy up tariff refund claims at a major discount, and will now be cashing in on the higher costs passed onto consumers.

Will Tim Apple have to change his last name now that he's no longer affiliated with the company?

The troops gonna experience a lot of lethal kinetic diarrhea

I feel like supporting a wealth tax and opposing Israel are reasonable bare minimum requirements for California’s next governor. I mean, I’ll vote for a shitty centrist if that’s the ONLY way to prevent our November choices from being two Republicans but I reject the “hurry up and settle” alarmists.

I had to block that fucker. His fake centrist bullshit was getting all over my boots.

You had to have a pretty fucking powerful electron microscope to see it.

You know that that's contradicted by everything that's come out since, right? And was noticeably untrue even as he was making-pretend that he was doing it, in between applauding cops for cracking the skulls of anti-genocide protesters.

That's one way to look at it. Another way is we shouldn't have to beg and bargain a candidate to make them STOP SUPPORTING A FUCKING GENOCIDE, you unserious twat.

And it's Israel's genocide, not just Netanyahu's. I see what you're doing there.

Tim Cook is stepping down from Apple to spend more time kissing up to Donald Trump with his family.

I'll put up with it if it comes along with a genuine commitment to making a product that puts user experience first, and I hear good things about this new guy in that regard.

Normie libs love to push the narrative that Republican inaction against Trump is due to weakness and cowardice.

Are you high? Are you imagining that Republicans are good and noble people only held in check by fear?

They love Trump. He's a manifestation of every evil thing they've ever wanted.

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I can't say he doesn't take a keen interest in everything I do.

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

Tim Cook stepping down this year, John Ternus confirmed as next Apple CEO - 9to5Mac Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, and John Ternus is taking over. The CEO transition has quietly been underway...

OH, THANK FUCK. Let's get a CEO who cares more about Apple's products and software than about handing glittery participation trophies to a senile fascist wannabe-dictator.