Caught in the act of my natural habitat 🎨🖌

should I do a version in a thong

This ep is wild 😂

Im turning my ass into a 3d printed planter

Super important PSA 🕊❤️

phlebotomists love me

bowls of chicken and rice fear me

#bodybuilding #vascularity

Morning quad check! Aka daddys little costco rotisserie chicken

Show off them dad clappers below ⬇️👀

#ThighsThursday

A few of our favorite things!

New video up on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

UHHH HMMM PROTEIN POWDER 💪

babe wake up new meme format just dropped

Things Himbos can’t stand on this week’s @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social podcast with @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and @pupamp.bsky.social

Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk
Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL

A lampy made out of sampy 👀

OMNOMNOMNOM

Still not over how fun and dumb this was with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social this week!

Watch now!

youtu.be/I54vOm6_lfk?...

Floptina petrovna zamolodchikova and woof woof von buttsnorkler

where my gamer bois at

#gaymer

Who these Hoes at ADONIS?
@pupamp.bsky.social
@sampsonnightly.bsky.social

It's not just a phase mom! From invasive questions family ask, to our favorite holiday traditions! Lets talk about chosen family with @mrkristofer.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social on todays @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social!

New video live now: youtu.be/AszKClJF2Rk

What do you do when your printer you got LAST YEAR craps out halfway through addressing christmas cards?

Break out the old school nuclear option - the 1984 Selectric III thats been hammering out print for over 40 YEARS without stopping.

They really dont make stuff like they used to 😂

#typewriter

Chest day? Best day.

#bodybuilding

ITS HOLIDAY TIMEEE

With @pupamp.bsky.social and @mrkristofer.bsky.social special holiday ep coming up this week ❤️

Happy Thanksgiving! However youre celebrating or not today, whether bio family or chosen family... Remember that of all the things youve been through... despite everything, its still you ❤️

DONKEYFICATION? Unpacking your curious kinks!

Check out our newest ep of @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social with @pupamp.bsky.social ❤️

youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

MINNEAPOLIS!! Im coming! Will I see you there?

Oooh ah ah? 🍌

Id invest my life savings in making Amp a DBD killer 😂😂😂 what would his perks be

HELP IM BEING SNUCK UP ON BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD

@pupamp.bsky.social

Get yourself a man that treats you like the golden retriever you are 🥰

Week 3 recomp phase check in 🥩

so glad i was unanimously voted most likely to ugly cry, and fart during sex. ive never felt more seen, validated, or heard lol

With
@pupamp.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social

Watch the full ep now! Live on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEM...