*thunderous wet slap from hundreds of miles away*

"Hey can you pick up some squid on the way home?"

"Mom, look! No fins!"

I can't speak for the first part, but I've been hit by more women than men. They truly believe they can be violent if they want but "men can't hit women", and we can't talk about it because we get made fun of. It's not a gender problem, it's an abusive past and accountability for yourself problem.

Invented fetch aaaaaahahahah

That Jurassic era Hot Topic clearance rack musta been lit.

The caramel knows when the vibes are off.

Bruce keeps his actual personal net worth capped at 999 million specifically to piss Clark off.

"I already did it, but I coulda done it faster, but it was the fastest done ever since it's not over til I say so."

Wtf?

I never got around to watching that and apparently I missed out on banger bots like this.

Reynolds is a good Deadpool in the vein of very specific tropes about Deadpool that the majority of the fanbase cares about: breaking the fourth wall, crude comments and constant mouth-sounds, gory anti-hero. He's not a good Deadpool for fans that care about Mithras, Death, or other parts of him.

There were those kinds of parents?

I'd like a jug of Everytea, please.

Most of the PEOPLE are the same. We don't want this. We don't want to look like this.

Just imagine if a bunch of whiny kids didn't blame the one real shot we had at "anyone else" for our problems instead of the ones making the problems. Also, if your head is still this deep in the sand about Musk's involvement in the results, you deserve to be made fun of doubly so.

#justqueenthings

Still waiting on any actual proof that "airman" existed. More phony baloney. And honestly, as a veteran, I'm ashamed of any soldier that participates in these missions. We weren't A-class citizens but openly traitorous scum would catch some late-night retraining sessions from barracks-mates.

It's the same for men who are victims of womens' abuse. Made to feel like they arent allowed to talk about anything they went through, even being told "it doesn't happen/as much so doesn't matter" or that we deserved it because of other men. Accountability works both ways.

Awesome. Now show me what's swimming in it.

I'm tired of Christians claiming to be persecuted at all. Any kind of comparison. It's ridiculously silly and insulting to the (b)millions murdered and forced to convert under threat of death.

Saying all Americans deserve the pain is the same backwards generalizations made by shithead Americans who want to bomb all the brown people. Most of us are against this administration.

Expecting people to "be" good and moral by the power of a label is silliness. Fables grant nothing, except knowing ahead of time a believer of them can't be trusted at all, since nothing they know is based in reality.

Meanwhile your only reference for being this hatefully ignorant is a book of make believe fables LMAO

Less a gargle, more a blargle.

Okay but don't tell him he can build a better bunker. It'll just be harder to oust him.

"See? I don't have to help. The poor people are doing it for me."

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Then how will we know he's "really" a good person if you don't include it? I'm totally lost now. Who is this guy and how does he pronounce "god"?

Why should we file it when the IRS is just going to tell us if we did it right or not? They already know, and this government doesn't represent me currently anyway. I'll file when it does.

He is! He showed up to chew on some mammals, got his teeth kicked in, and was loyal to the King after that, no matter the scrap they were in. Always been my favorite.

Thanks for the new phone wallpaper. My favorite dino!