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Posts by Alien Channel Reboot

It’s started with not being able to read the comments and about 15 mins later I came to my last scroll. Appropriately it was a video of a #diorbag lol

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Me to every patient if I worked at a sleep study clinic “where and what is your moon placement?”

- Signed a 12th house Gemini moon writing this at midnight

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I saw wicked 12 hours ago so I’m still crying

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Finished my Buddha crystal grid last night! Just need to resin it. I’d love some yoga baddie to buy it ❤️

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Hank the planets are not portraying that in 2025 or 2026

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I have thought about this and seen it since I was little. I know it can exist in our lifetimes. We just haven’t figured out the mechanics (our bodies) of it yet

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I have an invested interest in teleporting. Uranus in Gemini better deliver lmao

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Bringing back “alien channel reboot” as my name for ym aqua moon bestie @kingtasia.bsky.social

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Pluto in Aquarius transiting my 8th house is how I make money telling everyone the aliens r misunderstood lmao

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I mean the Pleiadians are so chatty. It’s a roomful of chaos 😂

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I’m not mad at the aliens anymore. Lololol. I’ll allow them to communicate again. Just 7th house Capricorn things LOLZ

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LMFAO

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Just a projector ahead of his time

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All for the plot!

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Mars is really important here. Sometimes Pluto can intensify and strengthen relationships. (Even procure an environment for obsession)

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It was pretty rough not knowing astrology beforehand. I also have mars there. So mars + Saturn + Pluto. I was single for 15/17 years. BUT what I did do was invest in myself and my happiness doesn’t depend on being with someone. I also after 17 years did end the transit with an amazing partner.

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PLUTO. IN. AQUARIUS. YAYAYAYAYYAY

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Lmfao

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😂😂😂

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Lmfao 😂

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Your anything exit

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Pluto transiting my 7th house in Capricorn with mars for the past 17 yrs and this morning I am NUCK IF YOU BUCK otw out. Like. Pluto could not move any faster into Aquarius lol

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I was not sane at all

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I watched only Frazier for two years as a comfort show lol

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no one:
astrologers: hey I know I'll be getting married in the fall of 2032 so just make sure you're available to be my main bridesmaid during that time

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I think this one was my favorite 😂

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Just Taylor collage art things that make me laugh

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I fell into a worm hole one time where I was making all this Taylor collage art. I’m mad I didn’t keep it 😂

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I love a solar return chart, that 8H sun and mercury has been hiding this yr. And as a natal 10 H exalted sun. This has been an interesting view of the 8th house for me.

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This is an intetesting
Nod to Pluto moving back into Aquarius. Celeb culture is completely changing

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