It’s started with not being able to read the comments and about 15 mins later I came to my last scroll. Appropriately it was a video of a #diorbag lol
Posts by Alien Channel Reboot
Me to every patient if I worked at a sleep study clinic “where and what is your moon placement?”
- Signed a 12th house Gemini moon writing this at midnight
I saw wicked 12 hours ago so I’m still crying
Finished my Buddha crystal grid last night! Just need to resin it. I’d love some yoga baddie to buy it ❤️
Hank the planets are not portraying that in 2025 or 2026
I have thought about this and seen it since I was little. I know it can exist in our lifetimes. We just haven’t figured out the mechanics (our bodies) of it yet
I have an invested interest in teleporting. Uranus in Gemini better deliver lmao
Bringing back “alien channel reboot” as my name for ym aqua moon bestie @kingtasia.bsky.social
Pluto in Aquarius transiting my 8th house is how I make money telling everyone the aliens r misunderstood lmao
I mean the Pleiadians are so chatty. It’s a roomful of chaos 😂
I’m not mad at the aliens anymore. Lololol. I’ll allow them to communicate again. Just 7th house Capricorn things LOLZ
LMFAO
Just a projector ahead of his time
All for the plot!
Mars is really important here. Sometimes Pluto can intensify and strengthen relationships. (Even procure an environment for obsession)
It was pretty rough not knowing astrology beforehand. I also have mars there. So mars + Saturn + Pluto. I was single for 15/17 years. BUT what I did do was invest in myself and my happiness doesn’t depend on being with someone. I also after 17 years did end the transit with an amazing partner.
PLUTO. IN. AQUARIUS. YAYAYAYAYYAY
Lmfao
😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂
Your anything exit
Pluto transiting my 7th house in Capricorn with mars for the past 17 yrs and this morning I am NUCK IF YOU BUCK otw out. Like. Pluto could not move any faster into Aquarius lol
I was not sane at all
I watched only Frazier for two years as a comfort show lol
no one:
astrologers: hey I know I'll be getting married in the fall of 2032 so just make sure you're available to be my main bridesmaid during that time
I think this one was my favorite 😂
Just Taylor collage art things that make me laugh
I fell into a worm hole one time where I was making all this Taylor collage art. I’m mad I didn’t keep it 😂
I love a solar return chart, that 8H sun and mercury has been hiding this yr. And as a natal 10 H exalted sun. This has been an interesting view of the 8th house for me.
This is an intetesting
Nod to Pluto moving back into Aquarius. Celeb culture is completely changing