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heb offers you three categories of pudding in their online shopping portal

cup
instant
banana

I get many many Google alerts for Austin MN. Shout out to the home of spam tho!!!

you know what's great about how google works now? it assumes i mean "paul prudhomme" when i search "paul bocuse"

no

idk where exactly it is but I bet it’s in San Antonio

can someone bring me some donuts tysm

it is seriously nuts that such a large company has such a terrible website lol. like it refuses to send me my 2fa codes, either to text or email. neat! just trying to give you money! nbd

what is the worst website and why is it klm.com

yeah this is a-seasonal. I went to msp in january! lol

friends: this keeps coming up and i need a good answer. what's the north-south version of "bicoastal"? like say if the person you love lives in minnesota and you live in texas. asking for...me

Update: was in fact fantastic. Shout out to Bomb Bomb in Philadelphia

And taking care of your staff!

A good sign:
Waitress to bartender: dude, last night was so much fun
Bartender: oh yeah? Why?
Waitress: we were so slammed 🎉

BookPeople Events Presents Evan LeRoy and Paula Forbes (author of THE AUSTIN COOKBOOK) speaking and signing on Wednesday, May 13th at 7PM

Learn the secrets behind Michelin-starred Texas barbecue with Evan LeRoy (LeRoy and Lewis Barbecue) and Paula Forbes (Texas Monthly) and their cookbook NEW SCHOOL BARBECUE on May 13th at BookPeople!

More info + RSVP: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople...

@paulaforbes.bsky.social

it took me an embarrassingly long time to complete this, and i picked the restaurants

Word Wrangler: March 17, 2026 The ten best new restaurants in Texas, according to Texas Monthly fine-dining critic Paula Forbes.

hello you can WRANGLE SOME WORDS about my best new restaurants list, if you wanna!

facts but the birds do add a je ne sais quoi

texans know what I am talking about, it’s birds-that-sound-like-video-games season

is there anything better than sitting on a patio in san antonio on a perfect spring day listening to birds FLIP THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT

excuse me ryan gosling on snl, dawn is the key

Mostly thrilled there are still bands practicing in Austin garages!

they seem to have acquired a drum machine I think is why 👀

okay now we are back to the old standards phew

i doubt it because they only play the same ten songs all the time!

important announcement: the band that practices at the house across the street, and is actually quite good, HAS A NEW SONG. i think they've lived there 4 or 5 years and have only practiced the same 10 or so songs the whole time. FIRST NEW SONG!!!

I once did this by asking why some bourbon taste like peanuts 😂

chaos!!!!

sometimes i think the pandemic started and roughly 20% of the population was like, cool, grand theft auto time

my house is on a corner at a four-way stop sign and the number of cars that simply blow through the intersection at like 40mph is BONKERS there are also speed bumps?!

I’m going down to Austin, Texas, I’m going down to save my soul. Get that barbecue and chili, eat my fill then come back home