In 3,000 years, the Muppets will be studied as we study the Greek and Roman pantheon today.

a pink crochet head with eye stalks, sitting on my cat's head while he quietly tolerates my nonsense

it's called fashion, sweaty. look it up

the UK made an active decision to use it to kill off a lot of the elderly population too

Yuri Gagarin wasn't the first man in space, he was just the first one to come back alive

oh this one is definitely true

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

the night sky is so clear I just saw 12 satellites in the 10 mins I was outside.

half of that time I wasn't even looking up, because a fox made a terrifying noise from the darkness.

I'm going to be clocking up unimaginable KPIs

hospital bedside Mulder/Scully is absolutely PEAK 🤌🤌🤌🤌

do you have any jobs going? I think I could be a really valued staff member

were you influenced by Empire Records by any chance?

do it for the fun little reward text when they tell you where your blood went

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

omg I also have a curiosity and wonder shelf which incidentally contains books!! I would love a tour of your favourites 🙏

just saw a little old fella walking up the lane with his yellow fluffy dog and sit it on a wall to take a cute landscape photo 🥹

Dwayne the cat Johnson, loafing in the sunshine on a little stone step

lightly toasted country loaf

I went to see a band I like and someone asked me if I was there because I brought my kids. it was an over 18s venue. 🧓

crochet seagull wearing a pink beanie

crochet seagull sitting on a rock

crochet seagull leaning on a fence and sitting on some grass

made a new friend

crochet seagull wearing a pink beanie

crochet seagull sitting on a rock

crochet seagull leaning on a fence and sitting on some grass

made a new friend

TV pitch: an Artemis/Big Brother hybrid. 24hr livestreams of extremely competent people doing amazing things in isolated environments. fun little tasks on a research ship in Antarctica. submarine with a diary room. sure, dave is a great volcanologist but can he cook for the crew with 4 ingredients?

A cute figurine of a bear made from amber. It looks like a gummy bear

A figurine of a hippo with a hole in his back and a loop of gold going through the hole. The figurine is made of a transparent glassy material. Rock crystal, perhaps. It looks not unlike a Foxe's glacier mint.

A carved bust of a bearded man in a brown material, against a red background. If you told us it was carved from chocolate, we wouldn't argue.

A figurine of a hippo in a green material (nephrite, apparently, whatever that is). It looks like it could be a wine gum, but one of the green ones that no one really likes.

Today we will be mainly posting pictures of artefacts that look like sweets. 🍬🍫

I'm one of the people the button calls and it scares us too

told my favourite contractor that I knew he would have been able to fix the Artemis toilet, but I'm not sure he knew how to take the compliment

I just learned about the concept of 'analogue bags' and now I'm sad.

i like that the artemis parachutes were striped! they didn’t have to be, they could have been anything. someone thought about it and decided “it should look jaunty as it descends.” it’s so human

I saw a conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in the moon landings say they do actually believe Artemis is happening.

look at that, science changing minds. wow

I've definitely seen at least one of these on insta

despite the horrors in the world, we sent humans further into the cosmos than we ever have before and they came home safe. and i think that’s pretty cool

MY BEST FRIENDS CAME BACK FROM THE MOON!

happy Artemis splashdown day to all who celebrate! 🚀🚀🚀