Florida man is now convinced that water is wet.

😂😂🤣

The men of the CIC have hopped in the Shaguar and headed back to 1999 to review Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me! Ben and Jason get their mojo running and discuss all things groovy in the second chapter of the Austin Powers franchise. Out now, links in our bio!
#AustinPowers #SpyMovies

Not gonna lie…might actually feel better if the #Nuggets were the 4 seed playing Houston. Minneapolis has had our number for a minute now. It will NOT be an easy series. #MileHighBasketball

Last year I made tens of thousands less in income and took a 40k loss on the sale of my house.

...and somehow had to pay on my tax return.

The rich are fucking us so hard in this country.

Wow that was some keystone cops level dipshittery by us. #LFC

That was an INSANE pass from Mo…which of course Gakpo bottles.

I need a Szobo to get his Thanos on…he’s been quiet today. #LFC

The Liverpool Offside… come for LFC fandom, stay for nuanced discussion of Mexican cuisine.

Well hot damn we got ourselves a game! #LFC

MOOOOOO!!!!! #LFC

Counting on a 17yo to save your season seems like a bad idea but maybe we can count on our 17yo to save our season?

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RIOOOOOOO!!!! #LFC

I’m trying so hard not to be the arms-crossed guy right now. #LFC

Can we maybe not embarrass ourselves or something today. #LFC

Growin Up In The Hood is a harder hitting track than Cube’s on the Boyz N The Hood soundtrack.

if the world ends in a nuclear holocaust i’m moving over to mastodon

A picture of the moon taken at 6:06 this morning from my backyard.

I hope they find the factory reset for humanity back there today.

PROF - Jewelry Duty feat. @tpain (Official Music Video) YouTube video by PROF

The music video for @Profgampo’s new single with @TPAIN might be an instant classic…
youtu.be/leVNygBIcMU?...

I miss him so much…

Nikola Jokic's frustration at the ticky-tack crap he gets called for compared to how opposing teams are able to maul him repeatedly at will with no whistles is all #Nuggets Nation's frustration

The Nuggets are getting nickel and dimed to death by the refs. Horrible officiating.

We will miss you Mo...even on your off days you bring a confident brilliance that Liverpool needs. And on your best days? Good lord. And those first couple seasons? Holy shit.

We'll miss you King. You'll Never Walk Alone. #LFC

He only talks all that shit because he knows the world will have the biggest party on Earth when he dies.

I mean…the world is burning. Why not?

I know that this team has endured the absolute worst thing in losing a beloved teammate, but a better leader would help see them through it. Liverpool need a manager who can create a more obvious sense of team spirit. Slot ain’t him. #LFC

Fire Slot. This team is lost. #LFC

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#LFC

Gravenberch is just so meh. #LFC

C’mon Mo…gotta do better