Most people are happy to get a day off work for their birthday

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Birthday in the press box

So glad im not watching this game
#TexasHockey

On to the playoffs

What if everyone just lays down on the ice for a nice Savasana instead of overtime?

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Mav is on fire!

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ROBO!
Tic-Tac-Goal!

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Mav hatty watch!
#TexasHockey

Is that a princess bride “as you wish” ????

Fuck yeah!

Too. Fml

2 for embellishment for slashing to hard. 4 minutes to Mikko

Sure. Thats a slash. These fucking jabronies

Stars-wild update: 8 of 10 fingernails remaining.

The only Hughes love should be Cam love

How is that matching minors???? The fuck are these refs doing??

FUCK YOU BILL GUERIN FUCK YOU

SUCK IT BILLY

ROBO TAKES THE LEAD

Wyjo is so good. Holy shit

With these fucking refs…

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MOOSE TIES IT!
#TexasHockey

*walking in to my bosses office with retirement orders in hand* you can’t hurt me anymore

Top pair D rentals are expensive but you’d think he could find a bottom pair D-man that didnt break the bank

Does she know about kitchen rules????

Tyler takes a shot penalty but Ilya can’t tie up a stick to stop a tap in??? Get Capo or petro Back in the line up

Please get Ilya out of the lineup. For the love of god

Our Hughes is better*
*fuck that other guy