i cant stop thinking about this

so proud of demi moore

my stomach has been making this deep bellowing gurgle for about 7 years now. its comforting in a way. it’s getting expensive maintaining this illusion of normalcy.

Normalize willn’t [will not]

As in:

Friend: can you help me real quick?

Me: I could but I willn’t.

Friend: what does willn’t mean? Can you help me or not?

Me: it means I will not. Willn’t is a contraction to make it shorter. It’s like won’t but it’s not as confusing.

Friend: oh. Okay.

POV: you are the games on my phone

is that what this app is for? lil freaking freakers?

i'm in.

my freak is that i don't like capitalizing the pronoun "i"

it sure does smell like updog in here