When the plans leave the group chat
Moms on a Monday edition ✨

Lolol I hate the man🫠

Recommendation: Stay in bed and smoke weed

Current asthetic✨

Oh you need to skip a loan payment cause you can’t pay it this month? For sure
BAM surprise credit card charge to your checking account
AND $30 over draft fee
Bank account now -$80🫠

The way the system fucks you so hard

Me: “Theo the roof blew off of your house in the storm!”
Theo: *inspecting the damage* “Aw nuts”

They’re very judgey

🎶we ain’t got a whole lot but we got a lot of little and a little suits me just fine🎶

My chickens are starting to like me🥹❤️

I will do my best🫡

I mean this too though lbvs

Annnndddddd Podrick our Nigerian dwarf goat just showed us, he FAINTS🫠😅

Me and my ex husband got together when we were 16 and together for almost 10 years growing up together with his family
Me and his mother were super close, she raised me.
I haven’t gotten to speak to her since I left the marriage. It’s been 7 years.

There is a lot of pain and love there honestly

I wish it could be 70 and sunny every day🌬️☀️

Truly yes LOL

I just had the most cathartic experience seeing my ex husband’s mom at the bar and truly it sounds corny but I’m so glad we were in the same place at the same time

It always seems to huh?

😂😂😂

The detour that made me late🫠🤷🏻‍♀️

🤪

It’s inspired me to fall down the old picture rabbit hole

We will call this my “haira’s tour”

Missing a few

A picture my dad sent me from over 10 years ago🫠🫠😂💜

Numb

How is one so tired and so awake all at the same time

I really really love my vet office but dang why tf is it all so expensive
Can’t they bill me so I can ignore it like the human doctor???

I’ll just be over here overwhelmed and panicking for the next 72 hours until we know my dog isn’t going to have issues from the three raisins she ate this morning

I just want to know how it feels to be rich enough to not have to “wait it out and see what happens” every time your dog eats something stupid cause you can just pay to pop into the vet.