I’ve never been outside the country either. I was an army brat, but my family’s “overseas” posting was Alaska

My favorite is when I call to get a refill on a medication I know can’t be filled online or through the automated system, they force me to go through the automated system, then go “you can’t do this through the automated system”

Doctor’s website: to make an appointment, use our online appointment system

Me: *goes to website to make an appointment*

Website: you can’t make an online appointment, please call us

Me:

As much as I love Crusader Kings III, I despise the way the implement patches. As soon as they do, it completely fucks up my incompatible files and it feels like all the work I did went out the window. Especially with the big game changing patches

Yeah, as much as I love the show each season has the least villainous villain win. I’m sure part of it has to do with the mix of non gamers playing. It reminds me of celeb BB where the non gamers just do not understand the game and make the worst moves possible

My butt

After shower butt

New favorite position? 69 with me laying on top of you, my legs spread so you can finger bang me while we blow each other

My dick

Why not?

Speaking from experience, that helps a lot too!

Not sure if this would help but I used to sleep like that for a long time. Then I got a weighted blanket and I have to say it’s been a huge help keeping me asleep through the night

Moaning is so sexy

My dick

Doing the #fcf reveal

Bluesky today

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That vote had me worried for a second there

It’s the best day!

Imagine the tablescape!

My butt

I love cute underwear #humpday

Screenshot from strangers with candy

Everyone checking out the #humpday

I do love cake!

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Screenshot from SNL

“Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. Reconsider, honey. You could do worse, but you won’t do better”

Which movie character’s outfit would you borrow for a day?

A topless selfie

Tits out for Tuesday

Movie poster for Speed Racer

Speed Racer (one of the most criminally underrated movies of all time) is getting on IMAX rerelease on 4/20? Ok, I see what you did there

Happy birthday!

Screenshot from house of villains with Drita saying “foam cunt”

House of Villains is easily one of my favorite shows. Adding Drita (who I had no knowledge of before this show) was absolutely brilliant! She swears more than I do and I love it

A topless selfie

I’ve been sleepy all day so it’s time to pack it in
Night!

Video game ad

This definitely came to mind

Happy birthday!

Drita on House of Villains: “I was sweating my cunt off!”

Me: 💀