Never snorkeling again

One of my favorite stories is a woman who went on Zillow to check out her neighbor’s house on sale and her cat appears in photos of all the rooms in the house.

Moving up in the draft

Thought the cards bullpen completely imploded once again for a second

I thought that was the fiber needed

Totally unrelated but important news

Perineum sunning

Unicorn

long game

Apologies, it was a reference to the accomplishment of having a published memoir

wish I could have a similar response when my mom asks why I didn’t become a doctor

Hey Gemini what do blackened catfish fajitas look like?

similar to having a cat

Only in brooklyn

The old Hazelnut flavored peanut

What, no ayahuasca??

My FIL’s local bar in Costa Rica just came out as gay, no joke

He has the exact hairstyle I would have imagined

Thoughts & Prayers

Ketosis burning right through all that

Suddenly have a hankering for a Negroni

JD getting a crash course on all the Catholic institutions he wasn’t aware existed

a JD will be a measure of time equal to the time between his conversion and his excommunication

Maybe defrauded but didn’t misrepresent with the name of the event

Enchiladas, a classic South American staple

Future jayhawk

Nothing worse than being served a 250 ml coke in Europe when your body is built for Big Gulps

I don’t gamble so I thoroughly enjoy SVP’s bad beats

If you don’t just love the Onion