Rome in April. Lovely!

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So when the chickens stop laying and the tradwife stops producing, what then?

On both its lunchtime and 6pm news the BBC had for its lead story what was effectively an extensive trailer for one of its programmes. Not appropriate.

Reading The Caine Mutiny in a Drascombe Lugger crossing Louth Erne in a squall.

Hollowed be thy brain….

Don’t forget to show up in a fleet of limousines.

And a split infinitive

We could do even better.

So glad he has recovered from whatever kept him off the BBC yesterday.

I think that’s a terrific idea. Withdraw ICE and leave it entirely to God.

He’s like a baby grabbing at everything.

His wife must be thrilled.

And they often expect praise for their dedication.

Skewed priorities.

I’ve done my bit. If any recycling boxes fly by they won’t be mine.

Trump Colosteum. I like it.

Priorities, eh?

‘Do you deny’…etc etc…

I think Trump can’t cope with illness. Lord knows how he’d cope with blood. His own situation must be torture for him.

Did he nick that podium from the White House?

748 if you include Ms Bondi.

Dictator chic.

Cut the poor old boy some slack, Bear! He has simply confused South Africa with South America. We’ve all done it…

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Ah, the Johnson defence…

Nigel Farage - not currently realistic.

Much more research also needed on ballistic properties of different breads - sourdough, wholewheat, rye etc…

He doesn’t know.

We’re not hobbits in Ireland. We’re leprechauns.