Finally got my last Christmas present from mum (had been delayed from Amazon)

Nice one, guide to last year's season. That was fucking worth waiting for. Straight in the bin.

Will keep you updated if I find my interest waning.

What if I'm interested, but not actually in Edinburgh so any tickets would be useless?

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

Yay, my favourite ever tweet has made it's way here!

Just used the word "butt" in a text. My phone auto suggested the next word as "performance". WHAT'S A BUTT PERFORMANCE AND WHY HAVE I TYPED IT SO MANY TIMES THAT MY PHONE SAYS "DON'T WORRY MATE I'VE GOT THIS, LET ME STEER"

Ugh, frustrating to see the porn spambots have made their way here. Getting 2-3 follows a day from "hey check my OF" crap.

I mean, it says Official right there. What more do you need?

Me, if you know how to use those fingers properly.

It's 2024 and I identify as an elephant.

Put it in here already bsky.app/profile/numb...

Nice one ta, I'll have a look 👍

Are there any tools to find everyone I follow on twitter over here?

Ahhh, makes sense, thanks 👍

Why are posts on here called skeets?

And in one of the more autistic things I have done, I re-wrote the lyric for “Welcome to the Jungle” without the letter E.