You'd think Trump's handlers would stop scheduling his proclamations for Tuesdays, but apparently they love TACO Tuesday!

Watch this for a little smile.

This seems like a line from The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent!

"I have a theory that I'm Banksy. When remember - do a little art and then erase my memory Men in Black style." -Nicolas Cage

Now it's all starting to make sense.

For anyone who might be interested, I'm going to be talking to @johnfugelsang.bsky.social on his show, "Tell Me Everything," on SiriusXM Progress (CH 127) a bit after 9 PM ET tonight!

This is a beautiful thing to watch! Seeing that festering puddle of diseases squirm is a delight!

Thank you Rep. Veasey!

Q: What do Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Marjorie Taylor Greene all have in common?

A: They have all turned against Donald Trump for reasons other than him raping children.

Knitted frog couple, bride wearing a white dress and veil, and groom wearing a black suit with a bow tie

Wedding couple! You and who? 👰🏽‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️

#whimsical #cottagecore #frog #spooky #cozy

Impeachment, not the 25th. He is unfit for office, but his problems now are because he has surrounded himself with enablers and thinks he has no restrictions or consequences.

@SecWar: The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately. 21 Apr 26

Washington ordered smallpox inoculations for the Continental Army beginning in 1777.

Hegseth, therefore, is taking a mid-18th century, pre-Industrial Age approach to medicine and warfare.

Cat Dog almost never aired on Nickelodeon because executives worried that children would ask too many questions about the titular creature's genitalia and method of going to the bathroom.

I definitely had questions.

A scammer called my grandma and said he had all her passwords.

She quickly got a pen and paper and said, "Thank god for that, what are they?"

Jamal mfing Murray!! 🤯

Mugger: give me everything!

Me, clutching my basket of morel mushrooms: you’ll have to kill me

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Easy solution: Ban these gluttonous resource hogs.

How much did we pay for health insurance, salary, etc. for members of Congress who won't impeach?

Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons - Institute for Policy Studies Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons

"The average taxpayer in 2025 paid: $4,049 for weapons and war, vs. $2,492 for Medicaid, which provided health insurance to 68.5 million Americans in 2025 — about one in five Americans."

OMG I could do so much crime with this - thanks!

Happy 80th birthday to the fab Tim Curry, pictured with Rocky Horror creator, Richard O'Brien as Riff Raff & Patricia Quinn as Magenta. I once interviewed O'Brien who said that Frank n' Furter was a reflection of his own diverse sexuality. For moderns who like absolutes -sometimes there aren't any.

A close-up of a black and white tuxedo cat looking upward with a wide-eyed expression and its pink tongue sticking out in a "blep." The cat is resting on a person’s shoulder, showcasing its long white whiskers and white chest fur.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can buy this big lovable goofball more treats.
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BREAKING: New data shows ZERO oil tankers passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, signaling what appears to be a complete shutdown of the Strait for the first time in history.

The Strait normally carries about 20% of the world’s oil supply.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

No, it's a hair growth treatment. I'm not sure what hair removal you might be thinking of. 🤔 Nair maybe?

I know I would.

It seems like a Prime Minister who continues to get his corruption trial delayed for years because his government is engaged in wars has a personal incentive to keep wars going as long as possible.

A really gross nzi mobile covered in advertising for a company called USA Insulation parked in a parking garage in downtown Pittsburgh. What an absolute loser.

Businesses really are getting better at letting you know ahead of time to never ever use their services.

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

Don’t worry Sean, we won’t miss you.