Rule 2.
If predictive text suggests every variant of the word you want to type except the actual word: take a drink
If it suggests the exact word you want except it's capitalised wrong: take two drinks
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New Drinking game!
Rule 1.
If someone says "unless you've been living under a rock" and you haven't heard about the thing: drink
I will add more things that annoy me as I think of them, because drinking eases the pain.
And that passage of time took about 7 seconds
the beauty of cats is that they exist simultaneously as a lovely soft thing and also a sharp ouchy thing and you won’t know which until you observe one.
A sort of Schrödinger’s cat, if you will.
Not true
Before 737s got enshittified
The graph is a measure of something, the question is if it's a measure of the right thing.
My "not involved in sex trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the press conference
This enormous beast will devour us all!
Love this video from @hankgreen.bsky.social - beautiful photos made all the more beautiful when you understand what's going on
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I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
They're each worth three grand
Thank goodness for experts! I only found Trump's remarks were offensive, bizarre and ignorant on an amateur basis.
Maybe don't call deciding not to commit genocide "chickening out"
The only one expressing rage here is you, but distinguishing truth from lies is increasingly important in dealing with that drama here on Earth.
My favourite bar hosts fewer than 1% of global bar patrons.
I would like Democrats to be at least a little worried that they might have to reach out to the left a bit more.
Who you vote for is for election day. Who you choose to support now can be aspirational.
Poe's law is too real with this one
Reminds me of that bit in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where he's like "This is serious work, I'm a Doctor of Journalism", while downing copious quantities of mind-altering substances.
I know it's too stupid to debunk, but 'reside' clearly attaches to state citizenship here, not US citizenship.
Yeah, like what even is the point of discussing this? Impeachment is at least plausible, but the notion his hand-selected cabinet of cronies would remove him is absurd.
I didn't know Artemis 2 was happening, and I have to say it's been a pleasant distraction from everything else.
Not me, I haven't left the house!
I'd like to make a retraction: it seems "no-one is claiming anyone who disagrees with them is a nazi" is only true if you round down.
Good to know - thanks!
You'll find one in every car
Maybe 5 is too few, and 22 is too many.
From everything I've heard, producing 22 hours of television a year is an absolutely gruelling schedule.
Perhaps it's gone too far in the other direction.
I'm not being silly. This conversation is literally about 20 epidode seasons. Shows being cancelled after a couple of seasons is a big deal, I agree with you. Just not sure why people are dunking on me when I'm answering the actual question.
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