Mr Woods, may I suggest a driver?

so this shit never really took off did it

The only open border is Stephen Miller's hairline.

Make the Data Centers use abandoned mines. Natural cooling, revitalize towns whose water is already fucked by fracking.

Kid Rock fucking lip syncing like he's Rilli Vanilli.

Tried to watch @nbcnews.com today but they showed a commercial with the dog-killing deportation cunt; so it's back to pirating everything and reading foreign news sources to know what's actually happening in this country.

There are no apes in the Lion King.

Honestly I'm waiting for Pam Bondi to go FULL-BLOWN North Korea and claim that Donald Trump doesn't even have an asshole.

There are multiple videos of Trump shitting his pants.

Bovino was only three Scaramuccis away from retirement.

I bet Fox is doing some GREAT weather reporting rn.

These fucking morons just tried to gas people upwind.

Feeding Skynet all the freshwater on Earth to own the libs.

I just can't with the fucking laugh reacts on fb rn. These people are fucking GHOULS.

no we can't do Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead we did that for Thatcher

I got an invite to a black tie event. Ya'll. I don't even own a black tie.

Few things will ever be as binary as "Will the next music video on the TRL countdown be Britney Spears or Korn?!?!"

I look forward to not hearing the inevitable terrible Nicki Minaj & Kid Rock collab this will likely spawn.

Happy Holidays is literally a thing to be more inclusive for Jewish people in December so I dunno wtf this motherfucker thinks he's fighting the War on Xmas against.

Cmon

Just an example of why Pee Wee's Big Adventure is one of the greatest films of all time lol.

"After Snider said he was interested, Reubens shared his vision for the scene. “‘The idea is that we’re on the Warner Bros. set, I’m being chased by Santa Claus and Godzilla,’” he recalled Reubens telling him. “‘I’m on my bicycle, and we come riding through a Twisted Sister video shoot.’”

"Oh, I got a good price"
*is 4oz less than the last time you bought it but costs the same*

At this point I wouldn't be surprised at this point if they gave the Statue of Liberty a boob job.

Let me get this straight, so he's AntiAntiFa but ProFifa
While the majority of us are saying WTFuh

...listen guys I don't even know what this website is anymore.

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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

thats what the spaces are for, take a pause to drink

Spend a bunch of money on food, then go out and buy stuff. Wait a month, spend a bunch of money on food and give people stuff. Wait a week, promise yourself you're gonna work out. Wait a year.
Repeat.

Sexuality? Unclear. But my go-to karaoke song is Wig in a Box so, infer from that what you may.